CK s by Suram

Ok here is one Thols joke!

How can we keep Thols busy, so that he forgets Kolangal, - Suresh, loka , atina and the forum folks asked

Suram says- Take him to a circular room and ask him to sit in a corner. 😃

OR

Give him a blank piece of paper with just PTO written on both sides!!!!! 😆

Suram-- 😃 😆

Forum Friends- 😡

Edited by rojapoooo - 15 years ago

Ok here goes.....

IF Folks go on an outing and land up in some marketplace. In one stall they see the sign" Brains for sale". Our folks get interested and go to check out--

IF folks: Man look at these brains!!! Are they for sale???

Shopkeeper: Yep!

IF folks: We see brains of so many famous people, WOW!!
tells us the price!

Shopkeeper: First one is of a scientist and costs 100 bucks, second one is of a businessman and costs 400 busks and third one is of a politition and costs 500 bucks , fourth one is of a lawyer and costs 600 bucks
the fifth one is special and very expensive and costs 10000 bucks!!

IF folks (pretty dazed): Why on earth is this one more expensive?? Is it of someone special???

Shopkeeper: No, no, no, no, the prices are based on the usage, the scientist is the most used and nothing much is left, but this brain is of TV SERIAL CREATIVE HEAD-- and is NEVER BEEN USED, thats why its expensive!!!! 😃 😃

IF Folks: SUMMA Kodutha kooda venam!!! (Pichikkitu ordaraanga)!! 😆

Ok Today I'm in the mood for Kavithai(Poems)!!! Paavam neena!! 😛

OK here goes.................

Seriala iruntha neenga SELVI
Sevathulla Iruntha neenga PALLI
Poova iruntha neenga VADINA MALLI
Fisha iruntha neenga super JELLY
Gamea iruntha neenga thaan GILLI
Unga serialla yaruthaan VILLI
Unga serialla Yaarume illai OLLI
Intha serial aanalum ROMBA SILLY
Itha Paarthu engalukku varathu TALAVALI
Ahanaale engala kodukkatheenga neenga BALI  !!!!!!!

MIKKA NANRI!!!! 😃



Edited by suram - 17 years ago

Ok Guys This One is a little different----- SURAM'S LOLLU SABHA!!!

Now we know that there are some standard dialogues that come in almost every serial BY DEFAULT!!!! Also another character in the serial gives a suitable reply!! SURAM LOLLU thanama dialogue ezuthina eppadi irrukkum....Ippadithaan...............

1. Andavar( Selvi): GJva pazi vaangama naan Pachai thanni kudikka matten!!

Adiyaal: Appo SOODA oru glass venneer kudikkareengala?? 🤔

2. Shan's Mom (Malargal): Dei Samugam onu Thulasi intha veetule irukkanam ille Naan irrukkanam. AMA!!

A relieved Shan: Een confusion.Pesama rendu perum ponga, naan oru puthu figura set pannikeran!!! 😳

3. Tulasi (Malargal): Ippo solaratha kekareengala illa naan saagatuma???

An irritated Nattu and Wife: Pesama atha mothala sei, onnoda imsai thaangla! 😡

4. Ramu (Kasturi): Paavam Kasturi konjam konjmma sethukittu irukka 😭
Ramu's Friend: Aiyo intha seriala parkarvanga yellam   vegam vegama sethukittu irukkanga!!! 😭 😭 😭

5. Adhi (Kolangal): Antha Abiya naan eppadi aati vekkaren paar!!! 😈

Minister: Naan vena "Vaala meeukkum" Pattu paadava??? appothane aada mudiyum??? 🤓

6. Pandian(Selvi), Ashok(Anjali), Minister(Kolangal), SKPD(Anandam), All other villians/villies to Adiyal: Dei avana thookuda, dei avala thookuda!!! 😡

A scared Aidyal: Ada neenga paatukku thooku, thookunu solveenga, ENNODA eduppu ilaa odayum!!! 😭

7. Kanchana Crying(Sorgam): Manni, manni, namakku mattum en ippadi yellam nadakkuthu??? 😭 😭

Manni (Romba Sogama): Namakku mattum illa Kanchana, antha paava patta audiancekkum nadakkuthu!! 😭

8. A serial wife (romba Vekkamaga): Enga neenga appavaaga poreenga 😳 😳

A confused serial Hubby: Appadiya, yaaru amma???? 😕

9. A half asleep serial wife: Ennanga, vanthuteengla, vaanga, saapaadu eduthu vachirukken: 🥱

A horrified hubby: Aiyo! Intha kanraaviya saapada vendamnu thaane latea vanthen!! 😲

10. A tortured serial Woman: Aiyo. Intha kadavullukku kanne illaiya?? Antha kadavul onna summa vida maataaru!! 😭

An exasperated co-star: Ada summa gammunu keda! Enna vittu thallu, Ippadi oru serial edukkara alungalaye onnum pannale....vanthuta periya ivallattum!! 😛

11.Netra (Lakshmi): Onna naan summa vida matten!! 😡

Lakshmi: Seri, paisa koduthuttu vidu!!! 😉

12. Swarna(Surya): Dei, en kitta vechukade!!! Naan yarunu theriumaaa??? 😈 😡

A bored Inspector: Ada chee! Nee yaaune theriyaama, ennathai vechukaradhu??? 😃

13. A serial Doctor: ( About patient): Ippo onnum solla mudiyaathu, 48 hrs aganum!!

Patient' relatives: Aiyo enga adam pidikkareenga? Summa sollunga naanga thappa nenachukka maattom!

14. A serial Woman: Yaaru kitteyum solla mattenu enakku Sathiyam panni kodu 😳

Co Star: AAAAAA Asku Busku!!! Aasai dosai appalam vadai!!!! 😃

15. Kalyan( Nimmathi): En thangachinga yellam Santhoshama irukkanam

Kalyan's friend: Avanga nalla thaan iruppanga, paavam itha audiance gathi thaan adhogathi!!! 🤢

Another from LOLLU SABHA:

A king and his minister come from Heaven to Earth, coz they are curious to see how the world has become--- AS fate would have it, they end up in a studio where serials are being made. APPO INNA THAAN AGUM????? IPPADI THAAN AGUM:


KING: Yenna amaichare, bhoomiyil etho pudsaga serial, serial engiraargale. Appadienraal yenna??

Minister: Manna, athu oru maayai, yellaraiyum romba padutharethe athoda velai.

King: Summa sollathe. Aha athu yenna BANDHAM yendru payer, poi parkallam, Vaa!!

MIN: Aiyo, ithil payer thaan Bandham, ana yellorum thaniyaaga, sondham, bandhame illamal thaan LO LO yenru alaikkiraalgal!!

King: Appadiya!!! Seri, atho Nimmathi yenru onru irukkirathe, athai parkkalam!!!

MIN: Vendave Vendam, Ithu payer thaan Nimmathi, Ithai paarthaal, ungal Nimathi yellam engeyo poi vidum, appuram, neengal paavam Manna, Hopeless case agi viduveergal!!!

KING: APPO Intha Chellamadi nee...

MIN: Stop, stop, Ithu suthammaga vendam , Itha paarthathu therindaal, Maharaanikku kovam varum, yenna, intha hero oru jollu Party. Maharani ongalayum jollathi jollan enru ninaipaarhgal!! Avasthaipaduveergal!!!

KING(Getting miffed): Seri, seri, yennavo po. Ada itha paaru, SORGAM endru onru, Itha naan paarkkathaan poren. Payere romba SOOOOPARA Irrukku!!!

MIN (Desparately):   AIYO, AIYO, Manna yemaandu pogaatheergal, Athu NARAGATHODA MARKETING DEPARTMENT!!!
Ongala Alakka thooki Naragathukku eduthukondu pogividuvaargal!!!

KING (Scared): Nanri amaichare, kaapatrivittergal! ADAADA, ange paarungal NALLA MUHURTHAM Irukku!!!

MIN (Doubtfully): Athu Nalla Muhurtham ALLA, ithil orutharukkum ozunga kalyaname agale, yellame thappu thappa nadakkuthu....enge ongallukkum..Vendam manna, etharkku vambu, naan vaiya moodikkiren....

KING (Agitated): Yenna amaichere, bhayam kaatugeere! Seri, ithu paarunga, KASTHURI yenru oru azagaana payer, athaiyaavathu, parkkalamaa.. paavam athu konjam....veguli pola irukku....

MIN (getting depressed): Aiyo manna, intha serialla vara ponnu loosu ille, itha edukkara ponnu (ETHO CREATIVE HEAD ENRU SOLGIRAALGAL) athu thaan romba romba loosu, paithiam muthi pochu. Itha paarthaal neengalum loosaga poivittergalaanal, naan Maharanikku yenna badil solvathu??? Etharkku RISK???

KING (Erichaludan): Appo ange paar, ANANDHAM yenru paadugiraalgal. Bhoomikku vanthathil, konjamavathu anandham kedaikkattum.

MIN : (SILENT)

KING: Yenna, badile illai....

MIN (FEEBLE VOICE): Athu vandhu, Manna, ithai paarthal Anandham, Sandosham Varathu.....Thalai thaan suthum, Romba Sogamgi, Dipressed agividuveergal, mudiya yellam pithukolveergal....appuram, yellorudaya gathi adogadhi thaan.

KING(Really getting angry): Che, che, Ongaloda romaba imsai... Aha, yenna ange MALARGAL... Nalla vasanai irrukku, vaarungal pogalaam...

MIN: (Rooted to the spot): AIAIYO, AIAIYO, naan varamatten...Ange ponaal namba BP eridum, ithula ethu pannanmo, atha panna maataanga, etha panna koodaatho atha thaan pannuvaanga...Athu yellam neja malar illai, paper malargal... emanthu vidatheergal!! Appuram ongal mandai kainthu vidum....

KING: (RED FACED): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Seri, ange paarungal ANJALI enru onru.. pogalamaa???

MIN: (Firmly): Illai manna, ange 5 eli alla neraiya eli irrukku, ungalai kadithuvidum......eiyaaga maaruvatharkkum chance irrukku.....

KING: ( Slowly turning Purple): Ah! Ange azagaana KOLANGAL irrukke...........

MIN:(Stammering): Athu vandhu manna, Athu romaba alangolama irukkum, enna seigirom yenru avargalluke theriyaaadu, ongalkku ondrume puriyaathu, neengal paithiyam pidithu paaiya piranduveergal. Sollivetten AMMAM!!

KING: (turning a darker shade of Purple): Amaichareeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (cooling a little): Yennathu, ange paarungal ARASI!!!! (Happily) Ethavathu Swayamvarama???? Varungal, varungal, pogalam.. Naan nichaiyam win pannuven!!!!

MIN: (HOLDING KING FIRMLY): Ongalai vida maatten. Swyamvaram rule yenna theriumaaa???? Antha ponnu 3 veru serial eduthurukkam, CHITI, ANNAMALAI, SELVI, antha 3 seriallum continuoisa, santhoshamaa paarkaamam. Athai paarthu mudikkarathukkula ongalukku romba vayasai vidum, THATHA aagi viduveergal.....Ungalukku KOVAM KOVAMAA VARUM!!!

KING: (Going back to dark purple): Nara, nara, nara, nara, nara, nara. Ange LAKSHMI irukkiraalgal, ange aavathu pogalaama??

MIN: En intha vendatha velai, Avargal romba pechu maaruvaargal MANNA, Kathaiye mathuvaargal....Alai Gali panni viduvaargal, Nambave nambaartheergal.

KING: (Giving up): Atho Surya......

MIN: (Relieved): AMAM Suryan vanthu vittathu, naam thirumbi pogalam...

KING: (Curiously): Amaichere ongaluuku ithu yellam eppadi theiyum???

MIN:(SHEEPISHLY & Happily): Grapevine Manna. Ongal Main enemy, ithai yellam parthu thaan, romba Kavalaikidamaa irukkirar.... Suthama TOP STORY Out agivitathu, Pei arainja mathiri Irukkar, bedla irukkara panjai yellam pichu pichu thingarar...Avar mind ippo, 3year old mathiri.....Naan ongalai save panna thaan ippadi sonnen.

KING: (ROMBA KUSHI AGI): Amaichare...NANRI.. Thirumbi ponathum ongalukku PROMOTION!!!!. Intha Audience ROMBA PAAVAM, ROMBA PORUMAI, Nanraaga maati kondu irrukkirargal, Yaaru Potta Saabamo!!! ANTHO PARITHAABAM.
(SMILING EVILLY): Namba ethirigala inge anuppi vaippom!!! Onrai othukolla vendum, Naragathil torutre pannuvathai vida inthe TV Serial alugal nanraagave Makkalai VAATTI EDUKKIRAARGAL! Crash course eduthu kollalaam!!!! 😆


IRUVARUM THAPPITHOM, PIZAITHOM ENDRU ODUGIRAARGAL!!!! 😉 VIDU JOOOT!!!

Athey suyamvarmla yaarro by mistake Namba Kuppathu Killadi Kuppamava invite pannitaango....Athu vaai summa irukkathu..so here goes....😉

1. After hearing VPKB- ThoDa..persa pesa vantaaru...athuthaan araikilla, nee intha jilu-jilu dressa pottukinnu innatha araichu kizikka pore...summagatium namba idlikadai yande vanthu maavati kothutu po...Idli preee.

After hearing the sundara Madras bashai..VPKB kathulentu ratham vanthu avar doctor parkka oduraaru😉

2. After hearing Seshu - Ada Cheee gamunu kida!  Inna romba thaan peela vudara...Alla thirutu pasangalayum deal la vittutu pecha parru pecha...Mavane en kaila matne nee avlavu thaan...Keesiduven!!!

Sheshu runs for his life..

3. After hearing Maaye - Ah achak ah achak ...Shakila vaattam 4 moza vetti katre seri...intha Koozu kudikirenu solre paaru... Athamba thangale....Annikku unna thaane Muniyandi Vilas la paarthen.. Somma Kozi, meenu allathaiyam valaichu kattikinnu iruthey..Yaarande...Ahhan!!

An embarassed Mayee vanishes!!😉

4. After hearing Nayagan etc- Ayo raasa,  mentalapa neeyi???? Inna inaa mo pennathikinnu keera?? Aalu etho konjam rejenta keere, mandala keera masala thaan posungiduchu.....Atha seekiram allakka keelpakathukku thookittu pongappa.

A van arrives and takes our Nayagan away😉

5. After hearing Sivaji - Moonja paaru moonja!!! Innathukku ithini mudi??? Mandala, moonjila, oru mudi iruntha podumpa, oru mudi irunthaale nooru maathiri...mudiya mattum neriya vachukuve, thengai mattum onne onna?? Thu kanja picinaari.....antha thengaya onnoda mandala odaipen...pichukkinu oodu!!

Sivaji disappears!!😉

6. After hearing PP - Ada kasmaalam, Nee azagaa??? Illa Nee Azaga??? Un moojila en peechang kaiya vaikka.  En cheri la keera..drishti bomma meri keera...nee pesaratha ketta bada bejara keedu..ore adi vaai vethala paakku pottukum......

PP aluthufies" adi vangarathe en pozappa pochu, naan itha velayattukku varala"😉

 

7. After hearing Anniyan - Enda kaithe, ippadi moonja laam moodikinnu vanthaa inna artham...koralu vera blada vachu keerinaapule keedu..blade geeda muzungitiaaa????  Thandanai allam appuram.. Motha velaya oru bottulu Ennaium, periya cheepum konda.. nalla jadai pottu vidaren!!! Aaaru kanda one moonjiya paarthe avan avan mela tickutu vaangikinnu pooduvan!!

Anniyan pichikittu running😉

Kuppathu Kuppama thinking loud-- Innada ithu nalla rosanai sonna Avan avan Appetu Avaran😕- Seri Adutha daba Koopidungappa, Vartaa!!!😃

 

PS:  Sorry folks didn't know how to do it along with the pictures.....😳

 

 

 

Edited by rojapoooo - 16 years ago

Ok Here goes....

One adiyaal phones Adhi saying-"Kannamapettaila romba confusiona irrukku."   Our Mike Muzungi Aadi says, "No No No Screams.....Don't talk riddles....yennanu solli tholai"

Adiyal in a scared voice- "Abhi yezunthu vanthutaanga...she is with the family"...Aadhi's face turns first pink, then several shades of red and finally purple with rage 😡 .....Raises the scream volume and "YENNNNNAAAAADAAAA SOLLRE?????..."
The Mike in his throat cannot take the strain and gives a feedback sound----doingggggggg.. in Aadhi's ears.

Aadhi odane shuts up and calls his sidekick--Giri(Not our sweet Ole Giri 🤗 But the boss boss Giri 🐷 ) on the phone
and says " Dei avalvu thaanda, yenna pannarathune theriyala, Naan Kannamapettai porenda"

A horrified BossBoss Giri -" Ayo venam sir-Now Abhi is out of the picture-you can live longer dont die so soon" 😭

A ranting and raving Aadhi,---"No No No No naan maara maaten, I am going there, you too come..."

BossBossGiri happens to be near K- pettai so reaches soon.

Meanwhile Our Aathi from Bandham has a flat tyre near K-Pettai..Gets out of the car,talking on cellphone..."Ennai yaaunu nenache,...Naan Aadhi da" 😳

BossBoss Giri looks like a ingchi thinna korangu 😵 (he always looks like that) !!! and with tears in eyes 😭 says - " Sir Maaramatenu Soneengale-- Ipadi oothi pona baloon mari agiteengale-athuvum oru ponna aiteengale, Ineme Usha Anni gethi?????   😭

Athi of Bandham - " Dei Kadangaara naan eppothume Pombala thaan da, Enkitte Mothathe, chutney aakiduven"
Gets into the car and leaves.

BossBoss Giri goes mad mad and confused and sees Psycho who escapes from Murugesh's wife. Pschyo slaps him and says" yenda poi sonne, Onnale yen kaiya cut panninen" Immdiately grins and says - "I really like K-Pettai." Good place to do my aaraaichi. Goes to Thols- who is pentha-pentha muzichifying- and asks him "Ullerunthu kathu vanga vanthiya..."

Tholls says in a dead pan voice- "Naan innom sagala- 🤢

Pscycho - When I see your face, it looks as if you died last century...Katha vudathey...

Thols opens and shuts mouth like fish... 😕

ACD says in a deep voice- Attam close, everybody go home... 😳 to Pschyo - "Nee ennoda Vaa"...
Everybody leaves..

Aadhi of Kolangal comes running, and finds the K-pettai deserted except for Dilla being thrown up and down by the invisible Ghosts...He sits under a tree and thalamudiya onu-onna pichufies...On the opposite side is Thols under another tree doing the same..... 😃

IF folk are having a celebration with araichu vitta payasam made by Eljay.. 🥳




PS: Tried my best guys.. If Giri says she is KG, I am preschool in this 😳