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Posted: 19 August 2004 at 6:05am | IP Logged
there are 4 people on a plane.
An american, a Pakistani, an indian, and a Sardar.

Midway through the flight the pilot announces that due to technical difficulties they have lost control of the flight and dont have enough parachuts for all of them. They tell them that they only have 2 and the pilots are taking them so its everyman for himself.

Sardar steps up to this occasion and says, " You idiots, u made fun of me for wearing my turban all my life, but who is laughing now?" --he takes his turban off and unfolds it ... grabs the four corners and makes a parachute out of it and jumps out of the plane

The pakistani and the Indian seem impressed by his idea and follow with their flannel shirts.

The american, now alone on the plane, wearing his wind breaker and bermuda shorts has no other option but to try to do what the other three did but he uses his shorts ...


as he is going down, he is a lil faster than the other three ..
he passes the indian ... and the indian says "may my bhagwan come to rescue u"
passes the paki ... "may my allah come to ur rescue"
he passes the sardar -- the sardar lets go of his chute and says " oye tujhay race lagani hai! "

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Posted: 19 August 2004 at 6:59am | IP Logged
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Posted: 19 August 2004 at 7:43am | IP Logged

That was uproarious !!! LOL 

I would propose lets put all sardar jokes to one post so that we have a good collection of sardar jokes.

Cheers,
Vijay

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Posted: 19 August 2004 at 7:51am | IP Logged
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Posted: 19 August 2004 at 9:23am | IP Logged

Hi Anjuman,

I would suggest that the reply for joke has to be a better joke....

"Eeet ka jawaab pathar se do"

BTW your last post on this thread was a bit amusing. We know you liked the joke but posting "LOLLOL" twice on the same post looks like you conducting a spam on the forum. Confused

Cheers,
Vijay



Edited by vijay - 19 August 2004 at 10:22am
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Posted: 19 August 2004 at 9:35am | IP Logged

Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam me nooooooooooooooooooooo

Sorry, but my 2nd post was on ur comment about put putting em in collection Wink(btw i am not a tubelight i understood the joke first time I didn't had to post for the 2nd time for the same thingLOL)



Edited by anjuman - 19 August 2004 at 9:36am
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Posted: 19 August 2004 at 9:52am | IP Logged
u guys  r really funnySmile
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