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*  DO loop

  Sau saal pehle, mujhe tumse pyaar tha Aaj bhi hai, aur kal
  bhi rahega

*  IF THEN ELSE

  Tum agar mujhko na chaaho to koi baat nahin Magar kisi aur
  ko chaahogi to mushkil hogi.

*  RETURN statement

  aa laut ke aaja mere meet tujhe mere geet bulaate hain

*  Procedure call

  aaja re ab mera dil pukaara

*  malloc()

  Yaad kiya dilne kahan ho tum?

*  exit(), suspend

  Ruk jaa o jaane waali ruk jaa

*  for(;;), the infinite loop

  hum tum, yug yug se ye geet milan ke gaate rahe hain,
  gaate rahenge hum tum...

*  [remote login:]

  tumse kuchh kehna hai, gar tum kuch kehne do

*  [ network busy ]

  suno - kaho, kaha - suna, kucha huwa kya? abhee to nahin...

*  Two Recursive functions calling each other

  muze kuch kahana hein, muze bhee kuch kahena hein pahle
  tum,  pahle tum.....

*  extern variable

  hum hein rahee pyaar ke, humse kucha bhee na boliye jo bhee
  pyar se mila hum usike ho liye

*  static/local variable

  Jeena yahaan, marna yahaan iske siwa jaana kahan    

*  SUBROUTINE

  Akela hoon mai, es duniya mein, na koi sathee hai......

*  Mental state after a CLEAN COMPILE

  Ek punjaban dil churake le gayee, hai...... sona sona ...... dil mera
  sona.....

*  Completion of DESIGN SPECIFICATION

  Chanda se hoga woh pyara, phoolon se hoga woh nyara, nachega
   aangan mei  chamcham, nanha sa munna hamara.....

*  FILE NOT FOUND

  Na tum hame jano, na hum tumhe jane, magar lagta hai kutch aisa......

*  Global application

  Mera juuta hai japanee, yeh patloon enlishtani, sar pe lal topy roosi phir
  bhi dil hai hindustani......

 

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