Yes, so this will probably get me beaten up, considering all the Ranbir/Sonam/Saawariya/SLB fans. But it's a free forum, and if you don't want to read negative reviews, move on NOW. This is not for you.
Those of you have me on MSN, will find a one line review in my personal message. Those of you who dont, here it is: The one sided love story of two bipolar disorder sufferers and a prostitute with zero sense of English.
And that's the story in a nutshell. The protagnists, especially the girl begins laughing every now and then, only to have us find her sobbing after 3 seconds. FOR NO APPARENT REASON. Or she starts out crying and then begins laughing. Again, NO APPARENT REASON. So the reason I came up with is she has bipolar disorder, which is characterised by such violent mood swings. Either that, or it was, as a guy sitting next to me said, "It must be that time of the month for her."
(Kinda disturbed me that the guy had knowledge of such details of chicks. Anyway, we'll move on.)
From the promos, I thought Sonam Kapoor would be the one to watch, as Ranbir Kapoor looks HIGHLY IRRITATING and like he suffers from some sort of mental retardation/excessive drug use (esp. Ecstacy). But no. Ranbir was quite easy on the eyes, and easier to bear. Much much more. The promos need to be revamped to include his non-retarded scenes.
Rani Mukherjee. *sigh* She was ok. The crazy attempt at English and the "Chabeela" song got on my nerves though.
*spoiler alert - highlight to read*
What was with the MILLLIONS of prostitutes in that town? Ok, THERE AREN'T EVEN THAT MANY MEN IN THE TOWN TO AVAIL OF THEIR SERVICES. TOO MUCH SUPPLY WITH NO DEMAND WHATSOEVER. GEEZ.
And that song in the starting, that Ranbir Kapoor sings to them? WHAT WAS WITH THAT? WHY WAS IT EVEN THERE?????
Which brings me to the songs. Too many of them. Most of them unwanted. The only songs that were really needed are the title track, "Jab se tere naina" and "Yoon Shabnami".... All the others just looked out of place, since this wasn't a big masala thriller. Movies like these don't require songs at the drop of the hat.
Salman Khan is haunting in the 3 scenes he appears in. His eyes are freakishly peircing (in a nice way)... He was the only reason I didn't kill myself in the theatre (besides, I didn't wanna create much of a mess for the cleaning staff, with all the blood and everything.)
What irritated me the most, were the sets. Why was everything so frickin dark and gloomy and blue?!!?!? It's pretty and everything, but everything looks so fake and stage-y!!!! It really did not look realistic. I kept expecting someone to applaud in the end of it, thinking it was a play or something these people were putting on. It was just too depressing. They've covered the whole of the set in the promos. It's just depressing how everything is so dark and shadow-y. Now I'm not a particularly happy person. Ask my friends. I'm the girl with a perpetual rain cloud over my head. Now how depressing do they have to be to depress me!?!?!? Pretty much.
I wouldn't reccomend this movie to people. I really wouldn't. There was NOTHING TO WATCH! THEY EVEN CUT OUT THE BUTT SCENE. AT LEAST I COULD MOCK THAT!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!! This is one of those movies that I would watch on YOUTUBE, if I had finished all my homework, had nothing to eat, had all my friends die, my tv had broken, and it was the end of all time and I wanted to shrivel up and die. I'm someone who can appreciate a deep movie every now and then. I truly do. But this wasn't deep. It was some sorta misguided attempt at a haunting deep movie. And now, thanks to this, I won't be watching any Bolly movies other than true masala potboilers for a long time to come. I realised that I just don't get these artsy fartsy movies. And I shouldn't pay money for this sort of nonsense, when I can get bummed out for free by reading the newspaper/getting lectured by my parents. I can't wait for Om Shanti Om to lift me out of the depression this movie has put me into. Thank God for Dard-e-disco. Amen.
Edited by darkness_123 - 16 years ago
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