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10 stupid que and answers

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Posted: 28 December 2004 at 9:09pm | IP Logged
1. At the movies:
 When you meet acquaintances/friends...
 Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
 
 
 Answer:- Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
 
 
 2. In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
 
 
 Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anaesthesia.....why don't you
try
again.
 
 
 3. At a funeral:
 One of the teary-eyed people ask...
 Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
 
 
 Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
 
 
 4. At a restaurant:
 When you ask the waiter
 Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good??
 
 
 Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
occasionally
 also spit in it.
 
 
 5. At a family get-together:
 When some distant aunt meets you after years Stupid
 Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
 
 
 Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
 
 
 6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
 Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
 
 
 Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's
just
he money.
 
 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
 Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
 
 
 Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa
 marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.
 
 
 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
  Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
 
 Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
 
 
 9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
  Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
 
 
 Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.
 
 
 10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office
asks...
  Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
 
 
 Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and
now
 it's in flames!!!


Edited by cutereems - 28 December 2004 at 9:24pm

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Posted: 28 December 2004 at 10:27pm | IP Logged
omg!!!!!!!! LOLLOLLOL absolutely hilarious and true, cutereems!! and these are questions you ALWAYS hear people ask LOLLOL
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Posted: 29 December 2004 at 1:26pm | IP Logged
 Duh thanks cutereems! and it is sooooooo true! people call at night and ask were u sleeping! nnooooo duh!




Edited by rabeeak2003 - 29 December 2004 at 1:26pm
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Posted: 30 December 2004 at 4:35am | IP Logged
REALLY FUNNY LOL
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Posted: 30 December 2004 at 10:38pm | IP Logged
good oneLOL its true im not sure about the answers tho lolClap
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Posted: 31 December 2004 at 3:15am | IP Logged
LOL
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Posted: 31 December 2004 at 12:42pm | IP Logged
absolutely hilarious....... LOL
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Posted: 31 December 2004 at 8:34pm | IP Logged
LOLLOLlove it!

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