10 stupid que and answers

1. At the movies:
 When you meet acquaintances/friends...
 Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
 
 
 Answer:- Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
 
 
 2. In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
 
 
 Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anaesthesia.....why don't you
try
again.
 
 
 3. At a funeral:
 One of the teary-eyed people ask...
 Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
 
 
 Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
 
 
 4. At a restaurant:
 When you ask the waiter
 Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good??
 
 
 Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
occasionally
 also spit in it.
 
 
 5. At a family get-together:
 When some distant aunt meets you after years Stupid
 Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
 
 
 Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
 
 
 6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
 Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
 
 
 Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's
just
he money.
 

Edited by cutereems - 28 December 2004 at 9:24pm

omg!!!!!!!!  absolutely hilarious and true, cutereems!! and these are questions you ALWAYS hear people ask 

  thanks cutereems! and it is sooooooo true! people call at night and ask were u sleeping! nnooooo duh!




Edited by rabeeak2003 - 29 December 2004 at 1:26pm

REALLY FUNNY

good one its true im not sure about the answers tho lol

absolutely hilarious.......

love it!