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Posted: 29 September 2007 at 7:51pm | IP Logged
Q: Aap aagaye??
A: Nahin abhi raaste mein hoon
(sorry if it is used...very common) Embarrassed
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Posted: 29 September 2007 at 9:57pm | IP Logged
When I broke my leg, someone asked: Achanak ho gaya, naheeN?
I felt like saying: No I fell on Monday, but my leg broke on Wednesday!

Edited by langda iago - 29 September 2007 at 9:57pm
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Posted: 29 September 2007 at 9:59pm | IP Logged
once i fainted at the doctors. And the nurse watching me comes to the floor and asks me
        OMG did you just faint ??
Mind thinks - Nahiji mujhe yunhi hospital jaaka chakar khane ka aur phir girne meh maaza aata hai
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Posted: 29 September 2007 at 11:06pm | IP Logged

Is it a Joke???????????????? Embarrassed Naheee Ekta ki soap hey...... Confused

Do vampires get AIDS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!huh....OMG Do u have!!!Confused

Who killed the Dead Sea?.........Mere uncle ne!!!!ConfusedWink

Is this post boring?--is it stupid question!!!???Confused


 

 

 



Edited by Believe - 29 September 2007 at 11:19pm
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Ms. Bholi Bhali IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 30 September 2007 at 12:45am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Magno

Originally posted by .:.Suhana.:.

One more:

When you tell an acquaintance that you used to live in New York...
Question: Oh really! My friend John Smith lives there. Do you know him?
Answer: Of course I do. I invited the entire city to dinner parties every Friday.


This is really good, and a very common one:)

Here's my try:

It's a shop I visit few times a week, it's only selling ONE type of bread and absolutely nothing else. But every single time I go there the shopkeeper(s) always asks: 'Welcome Miss, is there anything we can do to help?'

Give me some pocket money? I just wish they ask how many pieces of bread I want instead.


hahaha

abhi on tuesday, I went to Popeyes (Halal version of KFC) and the casher was like " you want to buy something??"

the tone was as if I went to a museum or a zoo and asked the owner that i want to but something from here. lolzzz

I had too many answers, but couldn't say anything. coz i was trying to stop my laugh. lolzz
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Posted: 30 September 2007 at 2:18am | IP Logged
woiee nice topic Tongue

well wen m online my bro cums n asks me

Q.omg the internet is working uh???
A.DUHHH(no no i hv sum magic na without the internet connection m working onlines i hv su magical modem or sumthing) LOL

luv ya
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Posted: 30 September 2007 at 2:25am | IP Logged

In IF write all offencive things then in last they put....******NO OFFENCE******* Confused

ab kya baki hey !!!!!

Does India have TV?
 No. We only have cable.Confused

 Are all Indians vegetarian?
Yes. Even tigers are vegetarian in India.Confused

 Why do you sometimes wear Indian clothes to work?
I prefer it to coming naked.Wink

 



Edited by Believe - 30 September 2007 at 2:42am

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