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Posted: 29 September 2007 at 4:50am | IP Logged
A guy is sleeping with his blankit on it !!(late night)

his brother came in and took his blankit off him... !!

they guy shout that why did you took off my blankit !

brother say: oh you were using it....?

guy: no i was cleaning it !!!
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Posted: 29 September 2007 at 5:08am | IP Logged

Originally posted by sabzz

A guy is sleeping with his blankit on it !!(late night)

his brother came in and took his blankit off him... !!

they guy shout that why did you took off my blankit !

brother say: oh you were using it....?

guy: no i was cleaning it !!!

ROFL

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Posted: 29 September 2007 at 5:20am | IP Logged

^wow wat a stupid joke Clap

RGV ki aag film dhekne ke baad Gabbar ki bhoot Big B se poochtaa

"Kitne aadmi dhee??? aree booollll Theater main Kitnee aadmi dhee???

Big B...."theeen..... chaaar"Cry



Edited by Believe - 29 September 2007 at 5:26am
Magno IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 29 September 2007 at 5:38am | IP Logged
Originally posted by .:.Suhana.:.

One more:

When you tell an acquaintance that you used to live in New York...
Question: Oh really! My friend John Smith lives there. Do you know him?
Answer: Of course I do. I invited the entire city to dinner parties every Friday.


This is really good, and a very common one:)

Here's my try:

It's a shop I visit few times a week, it's only selling ONE type of bread and absolutely nothing else. But every single time I go there the shopkeeper(s) always asks: 'Welcome Miss, is there anything we can do to help?'

Give me some pocket money? I just wish they ask how many pieces of bread I want instead.
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Posted: 29 September 2007 at 5:43am | IP Logged
you come back huffing and puffing..

other asks.. o were u out running..

answer NO! I'M JUST HUFFING AND PUFFING FOR SOUND EFFECTS!!!

(i no weak but o well)

or when someone is in a power chair(electical wheelchair)
someone asks.. can't u walk

answer.. NO IM JUST FILTHY RICH SO I BOUGHT THIS INSTEAD OF A REGULAR CHAIR TO SIT ON!!!
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Posted: 29 September 2007 at 6:24am | IP Logged
Ok, here's one frm me:
a guy's gone to the stadium to watch a cricket match & he's carrying a tiranga
so the person next to him asks, r u supporting india?
& d guy answers, no, i just got this flag to hit others wid d pole
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Posted: 29 September 2007 at 6:33am | IP Logged
lol some hilarious questions LOL LOL LOL

here's a few from me

You're sleeping and someone calls u at 3 in the morning and u answer and they ask "sorry did I wake you?"

answer wud b "no you silly person what made you think that?" LOL

another one, a person calls u on ur landline and says "oh i just wanted to see if u were home"

ur answer "no i'm not home i just carry my landline everywhere with me"

erm....oh yeah the dumbest of them all

you see someone and they ask "YOU?"
answer "no its not me its some one else" LOL

and most common, someone comes sees u doing something and asks "what you doing?" LOL answer wud depend on the situation LOL
Rachu_1987 IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 29 September 2007 at 6:53am | IP Logged
hehe another one

a person is fully changed and opens their front doot, another person is outside the door and asks "are u going somewhere"
answer - no i felt like getting changed and opening the door for no reason LOL

a girl/guy getting changed in their room...their sis/bro comes in and asks "are u getting changed"
answer - no i felt like roaming around my room naked
 
another one - ur looking for something and someone asks "are u looking for something?"
answer - no i just feel like opening and closing cupboards
 
ur laughing and someone asks "something funny?"
answer - no im laughing for the fun of it
 
someone finds something in ur bag and asks "is this yours?"
answer - no im carrying it for a friend


Edited by Gaurav's Love - 29 September 2007 at 7:03am

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