Contest: Ask a Stupid Question !!! (Page 12)

Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"


Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer:: "A white one."

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Hey guys...when do we vote to see who wins?? becuase it says contest!!


Rupesh

A Drunkyard, whose really drunk, cuz he drank a lot, that's why we call him a drunkyard,,, was caught speeding, at 100 mph, that's why it's called speeding, cuz he was going to fast, also known as speeding,,,, by a police officer, and asked for his license. The really drunk drunkyard asked

"WHY"

Police Officer Replies
" I just want to see if your a terrorist or not" [sarcastically]

The Drunkyard replies back
"Why don't you check my trunk, to make sure I have no bombs and stuff."
"How can you tell by my license?"

Police Officer replies back:
"FInE, open the trunk. And how can I tell? I can just see if you look happy on your license. If you do, you will be arrested for being on Crack. If you don't, then you will be arrested of being accused of being a terorist by a police officer."

Drunkyard
"That's a smart system you guys have... I'm sure with guys like you around will prevent terrorism."

The trunk was checked, and the Police Officer says, "your good, you can go"

The Drunkyard, reverses, and crashes in to the police car. The cop goes to the window

Drunkyard goes
"How May I help you?"


Yes, VERY Stupid

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