Contest: Ask a Stupid Question !!! - Page 9

ITs the month of Ramadan s something according to it

Month of Ramadan
A person eats something and his friend comes

Friend- roza (fast) nahin rakha
The person sarcastically- rakha tha lekin tod diya

A person looking at a photo frame

Q: is that you in the photo
A: if it is then who are you talking to

* a guy nd a grl holding handz n walking*

hey! is tht ur boyfrnd?

~ ok this is one of my own lyfe expriences haha my rele slo momment~

my guy frnd.. n me n sum other pple where sittin on a table nd then a grl kisses him nd then 10 mins later im lyk

OO WAS THT UR GRLFRND??


hahahah i kno i was late bout it..!! lOl

At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.

Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?


At a restaurant:
When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good??

Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated
cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.


When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?

Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.

Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"


Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer:: "A white one."

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Hey guys...when do we vote to see who wins?? becuase it says contest!! 😆 😆


❤️ Rupesh

A Drunkyard, whose really drunk, cuz he drank a lot, that's why we call him a drunkyard,,, was caught speeding, at 100 mph, that's why it's called speeding, cuz he was going to fast, also known as speeding,,,, by a police officer, and asked for his license. The really drunk drunkyard asked

"WHY"

Police Officer Replies
" I just want to see if your a terrorist or not" [sarcastically]

The Drunkyard replies back
"Why don't you check my trunk, to make sure I have no bombs and stuff."
"How can you tell by my license?"

Police Officer replies back:
"FInE, open the trunk. And how can I tell? I can just see if you look happy on your license. If you do, you will be arrested for being on Crack. If you don't, then you will be arrested of being accused of being a terorist by a police officer."

Drunkyard
"That's a smart system you guys have... I'm sure with guys like you around will prevent terrorism."

The trunk was checked, and the Police Officer says, "your good, you can go"

The Drunkyard, reverses, and crashes in to the police car. The cop goes to the window

Drunkyard goes
"How May I help you?"


Yes, VERY Stupid 😃 😆

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