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Jassi's family life-an imagination (Page 24)

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Posted: 13 January 2005 at 8:11pm | IP Logged
Thnx Minnie from bringing me back from the dead......Wink....Cutereems.....tum fikar mat karo.....for ur support in bringing me back I will give u a cameo role in the story......SpikeAngryAngry....I got u a good looking guy with a low maintainance car and what do u do to me.....u kill me....CryCry.....bhoot ban kar tumko hi daraane aaongi.....Wink

Edited by ides - 13 January 2005 at 8:13pm

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Posted: 13 January 2005 at 8:35pm | IP Logged

Originally posted by ides

Thnx Minnie from bringing me back from the dead......Wink....Cutereems.....tum fikar mat karo.....for ur support in bringing me back I will give u a cameo role in the story......SpikeAngryAngry....I got u a good looking guy with a low maintainance car and what do u do to me.....u kill me....CryCry.....bhoot ban kar tumko hi daraane aaongi.....Wink

Mujhe good-looking guy aur low maintenance car ka lollypop deke khud mera basaa basaayaa ghar ujaarna chahte the aur itneee bari bari baatein karti ho?AngryLOL

Upar se mere pati ko LOSERAngry kehkar khud uske saath ishq ka nautanki karne chale the....LOL

Ides, tumne ek pati-vrata patni aur uske patni-vrata pati LOL ko alag karne ki koshish ki hai...ab agar Upar wala tumhare is plan ko kaamyaab na hone dena chaahe to hum kya karenWink?

Ek kaam karo...dekho agle paanch janmo mein bhi Purab tumhe nahin milne wala...aur uske baad pata nahin uske aur kitne janam baaki rahenge....LOL.......isilye wo good-looking guy aur low maintenance car tum khud hi rakh lo....mere pati aur mere paas bahut paise hain....hum ek kya...sau mercedes chalaa sakte hain...Big smile

And Dreamyangel...LOL

khair chodo jiska naam hi 'dream' hai wo sapne ke elaava aur kuch nahin dekh sakti...LOLLOLLOL



Edited by spike - 13 January 2005 at 8:39pm
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Posted: 13 January 2005 at 9:24pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by spike

Ides, tumne ek pati-vrata patni aur uske patni-vrata pati LOL ko alag karne ki koshish ki hai...ab agar Upar wala tumhare is plan ko kaamyaab na hone dena chaahe to hum kya karenWink?

Arre Upper waale ka naam kyoun lagaa rahee ho.....plan Upper Waale ne naheen aapne fail kia hai....Wink
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Posted: 13 January 2005 at 9:50pm | IP Logged
to continue with where Muni left off......
Originally posted by Dreamyangel

Purab stars plotting on how to make jassi his and make her fall in love with her when there is a knock on the door.


Purab opens the door to see that his doodh-waala has morphosised into a Jassi look alike over night.....
"bhaai saahib...aap to...." he begins hesitantly...."uff....purab....yeh mey hoon Jassi".....Angry

"kya!!!!Jassi tum is doodh-wale ke getup mey kya kar rahee ho?" asks a confused Purab....Shocked

"haan Purab mey Armaan Sir(taaj) ka peecha kar rahee hoon....mujhe lagta hai keh unka kissi se affair hai....and I want to catch him red handed hence the getup....aur is kaam mey tumko meri help karni hogi"

"deykho Jassi...hum jaise khood hote hain doosroon ko bhi waisa hi samajhtae hain....ab tum jitni bewaqoof ho Armaan atleast itna bewaqoof to naheen hoga na...."Purab finishes while slowly edging away from Jassi, who he knows from experience spews bitterness all over him at such occasions.....Ouch

Ofcourse Jassi does not disappoint him..."kya!!!"she yells...AngryAngry

Since Jassi is rapidly turing an interesting shade of red, Purab feels its better to calm her...."Jassi mera matlab yeh thaa keh Armaan is getup ke baawajood bhi tumko pehchaan jaaeyga...."

"Purab...tumko meri kaabliyat par shak hai ya mere getup par bharosaa naheenAngry.....agar tumney meri help naa ki to mey tum sey.....ummmmmConfused.....aaaaConfusedConfused.......mmmmmmmConfusedConfusedConfused......haan...mey bol bol ke tumhaara dimaagh kharaab kardoongi.....waise bhi meri bebe kehteen hain keh mey bol bol ke kissi ko bhi paagal kar sakteen hoon..."with this Jassi does an about turn and marches out the door.....

Purab flops down on his sofa with his head in his hands..."uff mere Khudaaya....yeh sab mere saath hi kyoun hota haiCry.... aur yeh dialogue mujhe familiar kyoun lag raha haiConfused.....Achaa hi hot keh mey Ides ke khwaabon mey rehtaa......na jaagta aur naa yeh museebat aati...."

Moral of the story: sometimes the best things are found in dreams....Wink
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Posted: 13 January 2005 at 10:14pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by spike

Originally posted by ides

Thnx Minnie from bringing me back from the dead......ROTFLROTFLWink....Cutereems.....tum fikar mat karo.....for ur support in bringing me back I will give u a cameo role in the story......SpikeAngryAngry....I got u a good looking guy with a low maintainance car and what do u do to me.....u kill me....CryCry.....bhoot ban kar tumko hi daraane aaongi.....ROTFLROTFLWink

Mujhe good-looking guy aur low maintenance car ka lollypop deke khud mera basaa basaayaa ghar ujaarna chahte the aur itneee bari bari baatein karti ho?AngryLOL

Upar se mere pati ko LOSERAngry kehkar khud uske saath ishq ka nautanki karne chale the....LOL

Ides, tumne ek pati-vrata patni aur uske patni-vrata pati LOL ko alag karne ki koshish ki hai...ab agar Upar wala tumhare is plan ko kaamyaab na hone dena chaahe to hum kya karenROTFLROTFLWink?

Ek kaam karo...dekho agle paanch janmo mein bhi Purab tumhe nahin milne wala...aur uske baad pata nahin uske aur kitne janam baaki   rahenge....LOL.......isilye wo good-looking guy aur low maintenance car tum khud hi rakh lo....mere pati aur mere paas bahut paise hain....hum ek kya...sau mercedes chalaa sakte hain...Big smile

And Dreamyangel...LOL

khair chodo jiska naam hi 'dream' hai wo sapne ke elaava aur kuch nahin dekh sakti...LOLLOLLOL

Wow spike that was hilarious ROTFLROTFL


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Posted: 13 January 2005 at 10:44pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by ritu

Wow spike that was hilarious ROTFLROTFLROTFLROTFL







Ritu behna.....mere paas aapke wale emoticons to naheen hain isliye mey I-Forums ke emoticons se hi apne emotions ka izhaar kartee hoonAngry.....hope u get the pointWink
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Posted: 13 January 2005 at 10:54pm | IP Logged

Lemme continue....

Jojo as the doodh-wala follows what she thinks is Armaan....

but what she doesn't know is that Armaan is dressed up as the pan-wala and following her...

u see, he has seen how his triplets don't look like either one of them....they look more like a pimp's kids....n he decided something was fishy and he wud have to find out who jassi was seeing....

Jassi, in her unsuccessful mission to hunt down her hubby....

Jassi: Uff!!! Ye to Armaan sir nahin nikla!!Angry Matlab mai poore teen ghante kisi aur ka peecha kar rahi thi!!! Aur upar se Purab ko daat diya!Cry Ye sab mere saaath hi kyun hota hai!!!CryCryCry

Armaan (murmuring to himself): Ye jassi kiska peecha kar rahi thi? zaroor un teen shaitaano ka baap hoga!Ouch Matlab Jassi ne jiske liye mujhe dhoka diya, wo aadmi kisi aur ke liye Jassi ko dhoka de raha hai? Confused

He nods his head in disbelief.

Armaan: Chhi chii ye mai kya soch raha hoon??Confused Pehle jab Jassi Purab ke paas gayi thi tab muhhe laga ki wo hi un teeno ka baap hai...lekin ye aurat to itne saare mardo ke peeche ghoom rahi hai!!! Ye sab mere saath hi kyun hota hai!!!CryCryCry

Meanwhile, Purab gets ready to go to office, and before that he and Spike have some real good time together....(he even forgot Ides completely..to the point that he wud never even in his dreams remember her again..) and he thinks what a dork Jassi has become...now that Armaan has driven her nuts with his astonishing feats...yet once again like he drove mallika crazy....

Meanwhile, back on the street...

Jassi: Uff!!! Ab mai kya karoon?? Armaan sir to shaayad office me honge...Maddy to ghar pe hoga na?!!Big smile Maine use aaj sick leave lene ko kaha tha....mai usi ke paas jaati hoon!

Jassi talks to Maddy on her cell-phone hile Armaan, some distance apart, can see everything but can't hear anything...

Armaan: Ye jassi phone pe kisse baat kar rahi hai?? zaroor us aadmi se? ya Purab se?Confused

He starts imagining Purab and Jassi holding their triplets and smiling....

Armaan: NAHIN!!!

He suddenly covers himself up in fear of Jassi catching him...

Jassi doesn't pay attention and takes a taxi...Armaan follows her in an auto-rickshaw...

Jassi reaches Maddy's house....

Armaan: Ye to Maddy ka ghar hai!!!ConfusedConfusedConfused Jassi yaha kya kar rahi hai?? Maddy to aaj sick leave per hai...Iska matlab....???

Jassi kncoks on the door (Maddy ne bhi electricity ka bill nahin bhara...Jassi ne paise jo nahin diye...) and Maddy opens the door and hugs Jassi tightly.... they both kiss and go inside....

Armaan screams!!!! aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

Inside Jassi n Maddy were getting intimate when they hear a girl scream outside....they rush outside and find Armaan!!

 

okay guys, please don't make this a dream...make it funny...Wink

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Posted: 13 January 2005 at 11:03pm | IP Logged

Spike mere khayaal se tum ab apni novel chapwa hi do aur der mat karo

Naam hoga Jassi ka Pia. rhyming to Betty la fea

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