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Jassi's family life-an imagination (Page 17)

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Posted: 09 January 2005 at 11:55pm | IP Logged

 Brilliant PrincessLOL 

     I'll try my hand here.

 The family reaches the village.Armaan is really impressed by the greenery eveywhere and he is even more so by the warm welcome given by everyone.Smile

     Few days pass by.Armaan has an idea.

 Armaan: Jassi,the village girls seem very fond of good dresses.Why don't we arrange to make some and sell it?

 Jassi: Good idea.I'll talk to the local bank.

 Armaan: I was also thinking that these ppl are very fond of parandas.So we will make matching parandas and shoes and give as a package.

 Jassi: Sir, mera matlab hai ji, aap kitne hoshiyaar ho.

 Armaan: Chinta mat karo.Ab mujhe apni zimmedari ka ehsaas ho gaya hai.Mai tum sabka kyayaal rakhoonga aur Gulmohar ko bhi wapas haasil karoonga.

Jassi looks at him with her heart in her eyes.Armaan looks back at her and then........Censored

  So they take loan,open a small unit,get some local tailors,some good local raw material and start.Within a few days,they make a good profit and Armaan starts thinking of expansion.

 One fine morning,there is a knock.

 Jassi: Ji,zara dekhiye to,kaun hai?

 Billu says: Damad ji ko kyun pareshaan kar rahi hai,mai dekhta hoon.

 Opens the door: Arre,Nandu tu? Kahan se tapak pada?

 Nandu: Arre,mai kaam ke silsile me S Africa kya gaya,aap log to Mumbai se gayab hi ho gaye.

 Billu: Arre nahi bewakoof.Main Jassi aur Armaan ko leke yahan aaya hoon.

 Armaan and Jassi come out.

Nandu: Arre Jassi kaisi hai? Aur tera pet itna bada kyun hai? Badhazmi hui hai kya.

Armaan looks daggers and Billu hits Nandu at the back of his head.

Billu: Bewakoof,dikhta nahi hai tu phir se mama banne wala hai?

Nandu: Oh oh....

 Armaan: Achcha hua NAndu,tum aa gaye.Mujhe tumse kuch raye leni thi.

 Anadu: Mujhe bhi tum logo ko kuch kush khabari deni hai.Jassi,yaad hai,teen saal pehle humne kuch shares pe paisa lagaya tha?(Rattles off the names) Humne to use bad investment socha tha par Armaan ne kaha in shares  me bahut dam hai. Armaan sahi tha.Usme hume bahut laabh hua hai.Hume crores ka fayda hua hai.Aur Armaan,tumne wo S.Africa ke mines me mujhe kuch investment karne ko bola tha.Mai usi silsile me wahan tha.Usme to hume itna faayeda hua ki poocho mat.

 Armaan:Iska matlab humara wahan pe jo cotton mill ka plan banaya tha,wo ho sakta hai?

Nandu:Bilkul.

  Jassi: Sach?? Iska matlab Gulmohar ka branch wahan kholenge to raw material ka 50 % problem solve!! 

 Armaan: I'm so happy.Main abhi Raj ko phone karta hun.Wo bichara Aryan ki company me tang aa gaya hoga.

       Soon,all debts are paid off,Gulmohar is back on it's feet and they move back to their bungalow.Jassi has a beautiful daughter named Chutki.And  they decide to expand their business a big way.They launch a new company called "Jassi's Armaan"

      Meanwhile,during all this time something else happens.

 One day,Mrs Mehra receives a ph call from Purab.

     Purab: Mai kya bataun,sab khatam ho gaya.

     Mrs Mehra: Ab kya khatam hua? 390 crore to pehle hi chale gaye.100 cr tab jab tum Jassi ke ghar baith kar uske bebe ka parantha khaate the, 100 cr uske baad jab bey matlab raato raat 3T ko ET bana diya, 100 cr tab jab mere ghar baith kar meri dadimaa ke haath ke paranthe khaate the or mujhe office laate aur le jaate the.Phir tumne phichle kuch saalon me koi tender nahi bhara,kyun ki har tender me tum mere mausere,chachere,mamere bhaiyon aur beheno se ladna padta aur wo tumhe bardaasht nahi tha.So tumhe koi contract mila hi nahi.Saari company band pad gayi. So 90 cr ka ghaata.Ab tum khabhi Punjaab bhaagte ho,kabhi Madras ki shaayad tumhe koi contract mil jaaye.Ab kya hua?

Purab: Pehle wada karo tum mujhe maarogi nahi aur peechli baar ki tarah ghar se bahar mera samaan nahi phekogi?

Mrs Mehra: Ab bolo warna main tumhe divorce de dungi.

Purab: Maine kuch paise kamaane ke liye shares me paise lagaye the.Wo duub gaye.

Mrs Mehra: Kyaaa????? Kitne?

Purab: 15 crore,

Mrs Mehra: Kya? Khabardaar jo tumne phir apni shakal dikhaayi!!

Purab: Is baar mere saamaan ke saath apna saamaan bhi nikalna kyunki hume wo bangla bhi khali karna padega..........

Mrs Mrhra: Kyaaaaaa???? Ab humara kya hoga?

Purab: Chinta kyun karti ho, meri Armaan se baat ho gayi hai.Uski secretary ko ek chauffer ki zaroorat hai so......

   

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Posted: 10 January 2005 at 2:14am | IP Logged

Minnie very witty:))....... armaan jis jagah par tha wahan purab la ke khada kar diya :))

very funny :))

spike Senior Member
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Posted: 10 January 2005 at 2:27am | IP Logged

Lemme continue.....

 

Armaan's beautiful dream was shattered when he was awakened by Jassi in the morning......

Jassi: Armaan Sir Ji....

Armaan: kya hua jassi?Angry main itna sunehraa sapna dekh raha tha.Smile..aur tumhe mujhe uthaane ka yehi wakt mila?

Jassi: Kaisa sapna Armaan sir?

Armaan: main dekh raha tha ki Purab doob chuka hai....uske saare companies bandh ho gaye hai karze main...aur unhe ghar chhodna para..........

Jassi: Armaan sir, sapne dekhna band kijiye. Yeh haal humaara hua hai, unka nahin....aur aap kitne besharam hain...Purab aur Spike ne humaare liye itna kuch kiya, aur appunhi ke baare mein aise buri baatein soch rahe hain? Chi Armaan Sir Chhi!Angry

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Posted: 10 January 2005 at 2:45am | IP Logged

   I'll continue:

 Craaaaaaaaaaash!!!!!

     Secretary: Kya hua? Kya tum gaadi bhi theek se nahi chalaa sakte??Angry

     Purab: Ji sorry Ma'm.kya karoon,mai jaagte hue sapna dekh raha tha ki Armaan mere doob jaane ka sapna dekh raha hai par is crash ne prove kar diya ki sapna Armaan nahi,mai dekh raha tha.

                 Sachmuch Armaan ab successful ho gaya hai aur main aapka driverCry 

    Secretary: Tumhe to sharm aani chahiye,Tumhe is haalat me Armaan sir aur Jassi ma'm ne sahara diya aur tum unhi ke baare me aise gande sapne dekhte ho,wo bhi jaagte hue??........Angry

    Purab: Han,par maine bhi to unhe ek samay sahara diya tha....

   Secretary: Han,par unhone tumhe sahara hi nahi,naukri bhi di.Mere driver ka,aur saath me bebe ne jo resturant khola hai,uske taster ka,ab tum parantha khane ke paise bhi lete ho.........Tumhari biwi tumhe chod ke chali gayi to woh log use manane bhi gaye par wo bhi aisi nakhre waali nikli ki aayi bhi nahi.Faaltu me time aur paise ka wastage!!...... Tumhe ab loan bhi dilwa rahen hai,aur tum unhi ke baare me aisa sochte ho?? Chi chi.Aur saath me gadi ka accident kar ke khud bhi maroge aur mujhe bhi marwaaoge!!Kitne besharam ho!!Angry

         Purab:Ouch

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Armaan: Uffo Jassi! tum to jaanti ho..Main Purab ki tarha itna accha nahin hoon. main bhala uske baare mein kaise acchha sochoon jiski waje se mere company ko itna ghaata hua hai?

Jassi: Lagta hai aap ke company ke saath saath aapka dimaag bhi bank waalon ko collateral mein de diyahai aapne...kitni ghatiya soch hai aapka! Guddu Guddi sunenge to kya kahenge? K unke papa itne kharaab hai...aur nandu? wo to Purab ke liye kaam karta hai!!

Armaan: Main jaanta hoon jassi!Angry tum mujhe baar baar kyun yaad dilaati ho?

Jaasi: Ek baat hai jo mane aap ko bataaya nahin...

Armaan: (still sleepy) Kya?

Jassi: Wo jo bank haina, jisse humne loan liye the...wo darasal Purab ka hai....mujhe Nandu ne bataaya, ki Purab ne Punjab ke chhote businesses ko aage badhaane ke liye ye bank yaha pe khola hai.

Armaan falls out of the takia with a loud thud.

Armaan: Kya?!!! Tum mujhe ab bataa rahi ho? jaante nahin, iska matlab Purab jald hi samajh jaayega ki hum pehle ke saare loans default kiye hain!! He Babaji!! ab kya hoga Cry

From the other room Guddu and Guddi overhear their parents talking. They barge in and start screaming: Humare papa gande hain!! Wo hameshaa loan leke waapas nahin karte!!

Armaan gets up to grab them by their collars

Armaan: Shaitaan ke bacche!!!AngryAngry

Guddi: Humare papa Shaitaan hain!!!

Armaan pulls both their ears...they scream loudly...but amidst the scream is another, out-of-phase scream....Armaan turns around to fins Jassi screaming.

Jassi: Armaan sir!!!

Armaan rushes to her.

Armaan: Kya hua Jassi??

Jassi: Lagta hai ab wakt aa gaya hai!

Armaan: Kiska?? Loan lautaane ka?!! Oh no! ab main kya karoon!!

Jassi: Nahin Armaan sir, mere delivery ka....

Armaan: KYA????? abhie???? Guddu Guddi, jaldi se mummy ka purse leke aao...aur apne naanaa naani ko bulao!

Guddu Guddi: Kya hua papa? mummy chilla kyun rahi hai?

Armaan: Abbe apne baap ki aulaad, jaldi kar!!! AngryAngryAngry

They rush Jassi to the hospital where the doctors tend to her. Armaan calls Raj from a PCO.

Raj: Hallooo? Monica? Main aa rahaa hoon!

Armaan: Raj, main bol raha hoo...

Raj: Monica, baby, tumhari aawaaz ko kya ho gaya hai?

Armaan: RAJ!! Main Armaan bol raha hoon!

Raj: Armaan??!! tu kaisa hai?

Armaan: Dekh Raj, mere paas wakt nahin hai. Jassi ki delivery ho rahi hai...tu jaldi se yaha aa jaa!

Raj: Jaldi se yahaa aa jaa!! Main kya tere teeno bacho ka goveness banunga kya!! Main kya Mumbai se Punjab kood ke aa jaaon!

Armaan: Dekh raj main kuch nahin jaanta. Tu bas jaldi se yahaa aajaa.

Raj: Thik hai thik hai. Main aa rahaa hoon...

Raj goes to Gulmohur to tell everone that he's leaving for Punjab.

Maddy: Oh wow...kam se kam yaha to thoda sukoon milega hum sab ko. Tumhare disgusting affairs se sab pareshaan ho rahe the!!

Raj: Shut up Maddy. Jassi ki delivery ho rahi hai. Mujhe jaana hai.

Maddy's eyes light up.

Maddy: Oh wow! (clapping hands) Jassi abhi deliver kar rahi hai? tab to mujhe bhi waha jaan ahi!! mujhe waha teeno babies ke measurements lene hai, taaki main unke liye kapre banaa sakoo.. u know ye mera shoukh raha hai..

Raj: tera shoukh Armaan ke liye shock se kam nahin hai. Wo to yehi soch soch ke beemar hai ki in teeno ka dekhbhal wo kaise karega.

Maddy: Oh really!!! to Armaan se kaho main do bacche adopt karne ke liye tayyar honn!

Raj: Un baccho kokya tu apne jaisa banaayega??!!AngryAbbe chup kar! bacche paida hone se pehle hi unhe daraa raha hai...

Raj leaves.

Maddy: Tum kya samjhoge stupid man...tension Armaan kar raha hai...khushi mujhe ho rahi hai...after all, baap to main hi hoon!

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Posted: 10 January 2005 at 3:58am | IP Logged
And Princess n Minnie, u guys are good at it too..Clap
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Posted: 10 January 2005 at 11:09am | IP Logged
sorry spike i was absent , network problem.

Raj had forgotten his favourite tie in his room .  Karen, a new model for that company, had undressed him partially  when they were just experiencing closer moments . Raj hurried back for his tie and found Maddy mumbling .

Raj: "Kya Maddy tum to pehele se hi......the ,kya ab kuch naya shuru hua hai kya ."

Maddy: "Raj tum upne bankrupt friend ke pas kiu nehi jate............. Uska pas to kuch bhi nehi bancha ............"

Raj:"Tu uske pas pohuchega to uska demag bhi nehi bachega......... Par wo to ub mera boss bhi nehi raha . ab dosti kis batki . Ab to mei is company ka hoon . mei uske pas ja raha hoo ...kahi do char rupaye mange ga to mei un bechare garibo ko de dunga agar jada mange ga to mei agle train se wapas aaa jaoonga . kya tumne nehi dekha wo keise humare company ko bankrupt banaya ... humlogoko merger se gujarna para . tumhe our mujhe ub is company me mother company ke lie jada kaam karna par raha hai .humara respect chala geya hai....... "

Maddy:"Et Tu Brutus......Tum bhi...."

Raj:"Kiu nehi. dekho Armaan ne humlogoko kya gift dia hai."
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Posted: 10 January 2005 at 11:19am | IP Logged
Maddy:"Ha ,dekho na, humne sab is company our use apne mankar  ji torke kaam kia our wo kya kia hum sabke sath . pehele wo mallika , uske bad hum sab "

Raj:"haan .wo uske lie to koi nayi bat nahi hai . we r releived from seeing his childish pranks ab jo wo yahan par nehi hai "

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