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Jassi's family life-an imagination (Page 15)

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Posted: 08 January 2005 at 1:58am | IP Logged
What happend to our Family 420 writers????? Where r u guys??????? Plz write some more, u guys are funny and make me laugh. Smile

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It is late at night when Armaan and Jassi reach Purab's house with their golia-bistar(in which they hide their kids)...

Armaan(ringing the bell): Ye Purab darwaaza kyun nahin khol raha?

Jassi: Lagta hai sab so rahe hain Armaan sir...lagta hai hume baahar hi sona parega.

The lights of the house turn on and someone comes to the door and opens it. It is Purab.

Purab (surprised): Armaan, Jassi, tum log itni raat ko yahaa kya kar rahen ho?

Armaan tries to explain but before that Jassi interrupts: Purab, hume tumhaari madad chaahiye. Wo bank ke logog ne naa...unhone humaare ghar ko loan ka collateral banaakar use aaj hi se seal kar diya hai (i know a collateral's seized if the person doesn't pay the loan back, i'm a business student...think of it as a just-made collateral for a previous loan)

Purab: Oh i see. Well, tum log yaha reh sakte ho jabtak tumhaari problem solve na ho jaye.

From the inner room, Spike comes out and is surprised to see Armaan and Jassi.

Spike: Hi! Aap log itni raat gaye baahar kya kar rahein hain?

Armaan thinks, tum dono ke ghar mein jagah banaane aaye hain...aur kya...Ouch

Purab explains the situation to Spike and they both take the homeless twosome in...

They lead them to a guest room fit for two.

Jassi: Purab (clutching his arm with dreamy expressions in her eyes) Main tumhari kaise shukriyaada karungi? Tumne jo humaare liye kiya wo koi bhi nahin kar sakta (as if!!)

Armaan frowns almost as if he's about to have a heart-attack.

Purab (a bit uncomfortable having Jassi clutch him so tight and trying to get her off...Spike is a bit amused too): Jassi, tumne apne papaji aur mamma ko bataaya hai ki tum dono yahaa ho?

Jassi: Nahin. hum unhe pareshaan nahin karna chahte hain. Par Purab ek problem hai.

Purab: Kya?

Jassi: Hume ek aur bistar ki zaroorat hai.

Purab and Spike look at each other.

Spike: Koi problem hai Jassi?

Jassi: Ha....mera matlab hai ki hum sirf do nahin hain. Hum chaar hain.

Purab and Spike: Chaar?

Purab: Well, baaki ke do kahaan hain?

Armaan at this point rolls out a blanket and the two kids Guddu and Guddi come rolling out....

Guddu Guddi: Weee...hum aazad hain!! Warna mummy papa to hume blanket mein maar hi daalte!!

Purab n Spike laugh. They arrange another room for the kids.

The familty has some food (kya karen...jo bhi paise the, wo to auto waale ko dene parenge...isiliye un sab ne poora din kuch nahin khaaya...and the car had been siezed by another one of those banks...) and finally everybody went to sleep.

Jassi: Armaan sir, hum yahaa to aa gaye, par abhi bhi Purab se naukri ki baat karni hai.

Armaan: Main jaanta hoon Jassi. Hum subha ko hi baat karenge.

On the other hand, Purab and Spike go out to the garden for a walk.

Spike: Lagta hai itne saal baad Jassi ko tumhari yaad aayee.

Purab: Hmmmm...par ab mujhe uski fikr nahin hai. Mujhe is poori duniya mein kisi ki bhi fikr nahin hai.......sivai  tumhari, Rohan ki aur humari nanhi si jaan ki.

Spike: Tumhe yaad haina, kal Rohan aa raha hai. Tumhe kal jaldi station jaana hai.

Purab: Ha yaad hai.

Spike: Kal main sab kuch thik thak chahti hoon. Itne saalo baad wo aa raha hai, sab uske man-pasand ki honee chaahiye.

Purab: Okay baba, okay. Done.

Spike: To ab chalo.

Purab: Kahaan?

Spike (in disbelief): Sone...aur kahaan!!

Purab smiles. They both go in as he thinks how lucky he is to have her as his wife. A few years ago he would have thought of only Jassi, and how she had hurt him. But ever since Spike came into his life, everything was much better. He couldn't think of anyone else.

(alright enuff of bragging about myself...sorry for not making this one funny, I don't think my brain is functioning properlyConfused it's late t night and i just got off loads of work...)



Edited by spike - 08 January 2005 at 10:44am
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Posted: 08 January 2005 at 12:14pm | IP Logged

That was very cute Spike. The part about Guddu and Guddi rolled up in a blanket was hilarious. LOL

Ok, I'll continue:

Jassi's eyes flicker. Something was bothering her. It was warm and intangible and it was constantly trying to poke her eyes out. Eventually, her drowsy brain processes the fact that the "thing" was actually a ray of morning sunlight. She snaps up and begins to shake Armaan who is snoring next to her.

Jassi: Armaan Sir! Uthiye! Humein Purab ko naukri ke liye poochna hain!

Armaan (Still sleepy) : paanch aur minute...

Guddi and Guddu burst into the room start jumping on Armaan.

G n G (chanting): Subha ho gayi! Subha ho gayi! Purab chachu chale gaye! Purab chachu chale gaye!

Armaan's eyes snap open, he gets up and catches Guddu by his collar.

Armaan: Guddu ke bhacche...

Guddu: Par main to aap ka baccha hoon!! (pouts)

Armaan: Sach sach bataa! Kya dekha tune?

Guddi (begins to cry): Bad papa! Bad papa!

Jassi: Kya kar rahe hain aap? Bacchon ke saath koi aise bartaav karta thodi hain?

Armaan: Koi baat nahin! Kya Spike aunty ghar pe hain?

Guddu: Nahin, wo shopping ke liye gayi hain. Wo Purab uncle ko "I will miss you" keh rahi thi!

Jassi: Babaji! Mujhe lagta hain ki zaroor Purab ek business trip pe chala gaya hoga. Ab hamara kya hoga???

Armaan: Main Raj ko phone lagata hoon.

****

In a cabin in Gulmohar, Raj is snoozing on the couch. The phone rings.

Raj (picks it up) : allllllooooooo?

Armaan: Raj! Main bahut museebat mein hoon!

Raj (talking to himself) : Oh no! Mujhe yeh "Armaan in Crisis" nightmare phir se kyon aane lagaa? Main phone rakh deta hoon. Jhango Jassi hain na...

He hangs up and drops back to sleep with a snore.

Armaan: Damn!

Jassi: Bacchon ke saamne nahin, Armaan sir!

Guddu and Guddi (begin to sing loudly): Damn, Damn, Damn, Damn...Damn, Damn, Damn, Damn....

Armaan shuts his ears and screams : SHUT UP!

 

 

 

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Posted: 08 January 2005 at 3:25pm | IP Logged
nice to see our writers backSmile well done Spike and Mystica!!!LOL
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Posted: 09 January 2005 at 7:12am | IP Logged
Very nice Spike and MysticaClapClap...BTW daisy where are ur imaginations???? miss it.
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Posted: 09 January 2005 at 7:49am | IP Logged
LOLLOL....well done spike and mystica!! It is good time pass... specially on sunday when u have nothing else to see on TV.
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Posted: 09 January 2005 at 3:01pm | IP Logged
yeah where r u Daisy, we need your part of the story tooWinkLOL
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Posted: 09 January 2005 at 3:44pm | IP Logged

Originally posted by cutereems

BTW daisy where are ur imaginations???? miss it.

same

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