Jassi's family life-an imagination - Page 13

Minnie very witty:))....... armaan jis jagah par tha wahan purab la ke khada kar diya :))

very funny :))

Lemme continue.....

 

Armaan's beautiful dream was shattered when he was awakened by Jassi in the morning......

Jassi: Armaan Sir Ji....

Armaan: kya hua jassi?😡 main itna sunehraa sapna dekh raha tha.😊..aur tumhe mujhe uthaane ka yehi wakt mila?

Jassi: Kaisa sapna Armaan sir?

Armaan: main dekh raha tha ki Purab doob chuka hai....uske saare companies bandh ho gaye hai karze main...aur unhe ghar chhodna para..........

Jassi: Armaan sir, sapne dekhna band kijiye. Yeh haal humaara hua hai, unka nahin....aur aap kitne besharam hain...Purab aur Spike ne humaare liye itna kuch kiya, aur appunhi ke baare mein aise buri baatein soch rahe hain? Chi Armaan Sir Chhi!😡

   I'll continue:

 Craaaaaaaaaaash!!!!!

     Secretary: Kya hua? Kya tum gaadi bhi theek se nahi chalaa sakte??😡

     Purab: Ji sorry Ma'm.kya karoon,mai jaagte hue sapna dekh raha tha ki Armaan mere doob jaane ka sapna dekh raha hai par is crash ne prove kar diya ki sapna Armaan nahi,mai dekh raha tha.

                 Sachmuch Armaan ab successful ho gaya hai aur main aapka driver😭 

    Secretary: Tumhe to sharm aani chahiye,Tumhe is haalat me Armaan sir aur Jassi ma'm ne sahara diya aur tum unhi ke baare me aise gande sapne dekhte ho,wo bhi jaagte hue??........😡

    Purab: Han,par maine bhi to unhe ek samay sahara diya tha....

   Secretary: Han,par unhone tumhe sahara hi nahi,naukri bhi di.Mere driver ka,aur saath me bebe ne jo resturant khola hai,uske taster ka,ab tum parantha khane ke paise bhi lete ho.........Tumhari biwi tumhe chod ke chali gayi to woh log use manane bhi gaye par wo bhi aisi nakhre waali nikli ki aayi bhi nahi.Faaltu me time aur paise ka wastage!!...... Tumhe ab loan bhi dilwa rahen hai,aur tum unhi ke baare me aisa sochte ho?? Chi chi.Aur saath me gadi ka accident kar ke khud bhi maroge aur mujhe bhi marwaaoge!!Kitne besharam ho!!😡

         Purab:

Armaan: Uffo Jassi! tum to jaanti ho..Main Purab ki tarha itna accha nahin hoon. main bhala uske baare mein kaise acchha sochoon jiski waje se mere company ko itna ghaata hua hai?

Jassi: Lagta hai aap ke company ke saath saath aapka dimaag bhi bank waalon ko collateral mein de diyahai aapne...kitni ghatiya soch hai aapka! Guddu Guddi sunenge to kya kahenge? K unke papa itne kharaab hai...aur nandu? wo to Purab ke liye kaam karta hai!!

Armaan: Main jaanta hoon jassi!😡 tum mujhe baar baar kyun yaad dilaati ho?

Jaasi: Ek baat hai jo mane aap ko bataaya nahin...

Armaan: (still sleepy) Kya?

Jassi: Wo jo bank haina, jisse humne loan liye the...wo darasal Purab ka hai....mujhe Nandu ne bataaya, ki Purab ne Punjab ke chhote businesses ko aage badhaane ke liye ye bank yaha pe khola hai.

Armaan falls out of the takia with a loud thud.

Armaan: Kya?!!! Tum mujhe ab bataa rahi ho? jaante nahin, iska matlab Purab jald hi samajh jaayega ki hum pehle ke saare loans default kiye hain!! He Babaji!! ab kya hoga 😭

From the other room Guddu and Guddi overhear their parents talking. They barge in and start screaming: Humare papa gande hain!! Wo hameshaa loan leke waapas nahin karte!!

Armaan gets up to grab them by their collars

Armaan: Shaitaan ke bacche!!!😡😡

Guddi: Humare papa Shaitaan hain!!!

Armaan pulls both their ears...they scream loudly...but amidst the scream is another, out-of-phase scream....Armaan turns around to fins Jassi screaming.

Jassi: Armaan sir!!!

Armaan rushes to her.

Armaan: Kya hua Jassi??

Jassi: Lagta hai ab wakt aa gaya hai!

Armaan: Kiska?? Loan lautaane ka?!! Oh no! ab main kya karoon!!

Jassi: Nahin Armaan sir, mere delivery ka....

Armaan: KYA????? abhie???? Guddu Guddi, jaldi se mummy ka purse leke aao...aur apne naanaa naani ko bulao!

Guddu Guddi: Kya hua papa? mummy chilla kyun rahi hai?

Armaan: Abbe apne baap ki aulaad, jaldi kar!!! 😡😡😡

They rush Jassi to the hospital where the doctors tend to her. Armaan calls Raj from a PCO.

Raj: Hallooo? Monica? Main aa rahaa hoon!

Armaan: Raj, main bol raha hoo...

Raj: Monica, baby, tumhari aawaaz ko kya ho gaya hai?

Armaan: RAJ!! Main Armaan bol raha hoon!

Raj: Armaan??!! tu kaisa hai?

Armaan: Dekh Raj, mere paas wakt nahin hai. Jassi ki delivery ho rahi hai...tu jaldi se yaha aa jaa!

Raj: Jaldi se yahaa aa jaa!! Main kya tere teeno bacho ka goveness banunga kya!! Main kya Mumbai se Punjab kood ke aa jaaon!

Armaan: Dekh raj main kuch nahin jaanta. Tu bas jaldi se yahaa aajaa.

Raj: Thik hai thik hai. Main aa rahaa hoon...

Raj goes to Gulmohur to tell everone that he's leaving for Punjab.

Maddy: Oh wow...kam se kam yaha to thoda sukoon milega hum sab ko. Tumhare disgusting affairs se sab pareshaan ho rahe the!!

Raj: Shut up Maddy. Jassi ki delivery ho rahi hai. Mujhe jaana hai.

Maddy's eyes light up.

Maddy: Oh wow! (clapping hands) Jassi abhi deliver kar rahi hai? tab to mujhe bhi waha jaan ahi!! mujhe waha teeno babies ke measurements lene hai, taaki main unke liye kapre banaa sakoo.. u know ye mera shoukh raha hai..

Raj: tera shoukh Armaan ke liye shock se kam nahin hai. Wo to yehi soch soch ke beemar hai ki in teeno ka dekhbhal wo kaise karega.

Maddy: Oh really!!! to Armaan se kaho main do bacche adopt karne ke liye tayyar honn!

Raj: Un baccho kokya tu apne jaisa banaayega??!!😡Abbe chup kar! bacche paida hone se pehle hi unhe daraa raha hai...

Raj leaves.

Maddy: Tum kya samjhoge stupid man...tension Armaan kar raha hai...khushi mujhe ho rahi hai...after all, baap to main hi hoon!

And Princess n Minnie, u guys are good at it too..👏

sorry spike i was absent , network problem.

Raj had forgotten his favourite tie in his room .  Karen, a new model for that company, had undressed him partially  when they were just experiencing closer moments . Raj hurried back for his tie and found Maddy mumbling .

Raj: "Kya Maddy tum to pehele se hi......the ,kya ab kuch naya shuru hua hai kya ."

Maddy: "Raj tum upne bankrupt friend ke pas kiu nehi jate............. Uska pas to kuch bhi nehi bancha ............"

Raj:"Tu uske pas pohuchega to uska demag bhi nehi bachega......... Par wo to ub mera boss bhi nehi raha . ab dosti kis batki . Ab to mei is company ka hoon . mei uske pas ja raha hoo ...kahi do char rupaye mange ga to mei un bechare garibo ko de dunga agar jada mange ga to mei agle train se wapas aaa jaoonga . kya tumne nehi dekha wo keise humare company ko bankrupt banaya ... humlogoko merger se gujarna para . tumhe our mujhe ub is company me mother company ke lie jada kaam karna par raha hai .humara respect chala geya hai....... "

Maddy:"Et Tu Brutus......Tum bhi...."

Raj:"Kiu nehi. dekho Armaan ne humlogoko kya gift dia hai."

Maddy:"Ha ,dekho na, humne sab is company our use apne mankar  ji torke kaam kia our wo kya kia hum sabke sath . pehele wo mallika , uske bad hum sab "

Raj:"haan .wo uske lie to koi nayi bat nahi hai . we r releived from seeing his childish pranks ab jo wo yahan par nehi hai "

Originally posted by: spike

Armaan: Uffo Jassi! tum to jaanti ho..Main Purab ki tarha itna accha nahin hoon. main bhala uske baare mein kaise acchha sochoon jiski waje se mere company ko itna ghaata hua hai?

Jassi: Lagta hai aap ke company ke saath saath aapka dimaag bhi bank waalon ko collateral mein de diyahai aapne...kitni ghatiya soch hai aapka! Guddu Guddi sunenge to kya kahenge? K unke papa itne kharaab hai...aur nandu? wo to Purab ke liye kaam karta hai!!

Armaan: Main jaanta hoon jassi!😡 tum mujhe baar baar kyun yaad dilaati ho?

Jaasi: Ek baat hai jo mane aap ko bataaya nahin...

Armaan: (still sleepy) Kya?

Jassi: Wo jo bank haina, jisse humne loan liye the...wo darasal Purab ka hai....mujhe Nandu ne bataaya, ki Purab ne Punjab ke chhote businesses ko aage badhaane ke liye ye bank yaha pe khola hai.

Armaan falls out of the takia with a loud thud.

Armaan: Kya?!!! Tum mujhe ab bataa rahi ho? jaante nahin, iska matlab Purab jald hi samajh jaayega ki hum pehle ke saare loans default kiye hain!! He Babaji!! ab kya hoga 😭

From the other room Guddu and Guddi overhear their parents talking. They barge in and start screaming: Humare papa gande hain!! Wo hameshaa loan leke waapas nahin karte!!

Armaan gets up to grab them by their collars

Armaan: Shaitaan ke bacche!!!😡😡

Guddi: Humare papa Shaitaan hain!!!

Armaan pulls both their ears...they scream loudly...but amidst the scream is another, out-of-phase scream....Armaan turns around to fins Jassi screaming.

Jassi: Armaan sir!!!

Armaan rushes to her.

Armaan: Kya hua Jassi??

Jassi: Lagta hai ab wakt aa gaya hai!

Armaan: Kiska?? Loan lautaane ka?!! Oh no! ab main kya karoon!!

Jassi: Nahin Armaan sir, mere delivery ka....

Armaan: KYA????? abhie???? Guddu Guddi, jaldi se mummy ka purse leke aao...aur apne naanaa naani ko bulao!

Guddu Guddi: Kya hua papa? mummy chilla kyun rahi hai?

Armaan: Abbe apne baap ki aulaad, jaldi kar!!! 😡😡😡

They rush Jassi to the hospital where the doctors tend to her. Armaan calls Raj from a PCO.

Raj: Hallooo? Monica? Main aa rahaa hoon!

Armaan: Raj, main bol raha hoo...

Raj: Monica, baby, tumhari aawaaz ko kya ho gaya hai?

Armaan: RAJ!! Main Armaan bol raha hoon!

Raj: Armaan??!! tu kaisa hai?

Armaan: Dekh Raj, mere paas wakt nahin hai. Jassi ki delivery ho rahi hai...tu jaldi se yaha aa jaa!

Raj: Jaldi se yahaa aa jaa!! Main kya tere teeno bacho ka goveness banunga kya!! Main kya Mumbai se Punjab kood ke aa jaaon!

Armaan: Dekh raj main kuch nahin jaanta. Tu bas jaldi se yahaa aajaa.

Raj: Thik hai thik hai. Main aa rahaa hoon...

Raj goes to Gulmohur to tell everone that he's leaving for Punjab.

Maddy: Oh wow...kam se kam yaha to thoda sukoon milega hum sab ko. Tumhare disgusting affairs se sab pareshaan ho rahe the!!

Raj: Shut up Maddy. Jassi ki delivery ho rahi hai. Mujhe jaana hai.

Maddy's eyes light up.

Maddy: Oh wow! (clapping hands) Jassi abhi deliver kar rahi hai? tab to mujhe bhi waha jaan ahi!! mujhe waha teeno babies ke measurements lene hai, taaki main unke liye kapre banaa sakoo.. u know ye mera shoukh raha hai..

Raj: tera shoukh Armaan ke liye shock se kam nahin hai. Wo to yehi soch soch ke beemar hai ki in teeno ka dekhbhal wo kaise karega.

Maddy: Oh really!!! to Armaan se kaho main do bacche adopt karne ke liye tayyar honn!

Raj: Un baccho kokya tu apne jaisa banaayega??!!😡Abbe chup kar! bacche paida hone se pehle hi unhe daraa raha hai...

Raj leaves.

Maddy: Tum kya samjhoge stupid man...tension Armaan kar raha hai...khushi mujhe ho rahi hai...after all, baap to main hi hoon!

😆 Good one Spice!! Continued:

  Armaan: Nahiiiiiii!! Aisa ho nahi sakta!! Maddy aur mere bachchon ka baap..........nahiiii!!!

 Raj: Maine apne kaano se suna.......mai apna mobile Maddy ke table pe bhool gaya tha so wapas lene gaya.......

 Armaan: Mai us Maddy ko nahi chodunga...par wo to ladkiyon ke saath kuch bhi nahi kar sakta.........

  Maddy materialises in front of him.

 Maddy: Who said?? Ha ha ha.........Tumne mujhe itna sataya Armaan,uska badla to lena hi tha ..ab tumhare bachche mere jaise honge......

Armaan: Ye mere saath kya ho raha hai.....bank Purab ka........my kids r fighting with me.......Jassi is giving birth .again.abhi to two months pehle chutki hui thi......Maddy main tujhe nahi chodunga.........

      Starts hitting Maddy....

 Jassi: Wake up Wake up Armaan sir.er....ji... phir sapna dekh rahe hain.......Yeh meri wali bimari aapko kaise lag gayi????

 Armaan, Still punching the pillows,wakes up looking very adorable: Main itna darawana sapne dekh raha tha....

 Jassi: Kya?

 Armaan: Yahi ki hum abhi tak loan me phanse hain,tum phir hospital gayi ho Chutki ko janam dene,hamaare paas paisa nahi hai aur Maddy........

Jassi: Maddy kya??

Armaan: Kuch nahi.Bas mujhse ye vaada karo ki tum hamesha mere paas rahogi.

Jassi: Aapko ab chinta karne ki koi zaroorat nahi.Hamaare saare loan chuk gaye hain,S Africa me naya branch khul raha hai,Chutki poore do mahino ki ho gayi hai......Aur main aapse bahut pyar karti hoon😳 

Armaan: Par sabse darawni baat to sapne me ye thi ki jis bank se humne loan liya tha wo Purab ka nikla......

Jassi: Ha ha ha.Wo bank Purab ka hi to tha.Par us bank ke paise hamaare alawa kisine waapas nahi kiye so wo band ho gaya hai........

Guddu and Guddi come bursting in: Papa papa,hamaari nayi Mercedes aa gayi hai.Abhi delivery hui hai.

Jassi and Armaan look at each other happily.

Jassi: Are parson hi to book kiya tha! Itni jaldi?

Armaan: Aakhir poora cash payment kiya tha.

 Armaan: Mere pyare bachchon,chalo,aaj hum sab ghoomne chale apni nayi merc me.Jassi,tumhe yaad hai wo resturant jahan maine pahli baar bola tha I love U?

Jassi shows mock anger ....: It was all fraud!

Armaan: Yes,then it was but this time it will be true.And this time we will have 3 most beautiful witnesses......Guddu,Guddi & Chutki......

omg. This is the first time I sat down to read this. my turn to
continue.

So Armaan, Jassi and the kids get dressed and go outside to
check out their new mercedes. They are quite excited. Along
with the car, a chaffeur came equipped with it....guess who
Purab!

Jassi and Armaan are stunned!   Their faces turned white.

Armaan: How dare you step foot in our home! You are nothing
but a coward. You practically left Jassi at the alter!

Jassi: Purab, you have no shame, you try to ruin us, then you
try to come back into our lives. If I was in your shoes, I would
have jumped off a cliff.

Purab: I know what I did was wrong, but please help me. No
one wants to offer me work. I have lost everything. I have
nothing. I had to beg T&D for work and they told me the only
role they had for me was one and that working as your chaffeur.
This is my life now, nothing but misery.

Jassi and Armaan look at each other. Jassi nods to Armaan
that it is ok: Armaan, honey let us give him this job.

Armaan: Ok, Purab Soni you can work as a chaffeur, but one
goof up and u are out of here.

Armaan, Jassi and the kids get into the car. As they are driving
to the restaurant, Guddu exclaims: I have to peepee papa.
Armaan orders Purab to pull over so that Guddu can conduct
his business. He pulls over to the side of the road and Armaan
orders Purab to help Guddu.

So they go out and Guddu starts to pee and then Guddu starts
laughing and Purab asks what is so funny. Guddu says, "this!"
and he finishes peeing on his foot. Purab is quite distraught,
but as he is desperate for his job with JJKN he walks back with
Guddu.

Guddu:   Papa patha hai ke maine Purab ke upar pee kardiya.

Armaan: Good boy!

Purab opens the door to sit down and Armaan tells him not set
foot inside the car as he has been pee'd on. Armaan gets out
of the car and in the yonder he sees a young man approaching
them. He summons the young man and Armaan asks the boy
his name. His name is Akash.

Armaan: Akash, will you be our new chaffeur? We fired the old
one. He comes to work covered in pee.

Akash: No problem. I would love to take this position.

Akash drives the Suri family to the restaurant and the Suri
family have a lovely dinner. They return home happily having
forgot about their mishap of the day.

The end.

woooooooow guys this is so funny. Minnie, spike, buli and jprasad u guys are sooooooooooooo good👏