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Posted: 16 years ago
Karate My A**

There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.

So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, "I need a good guard dog."

And the clerk replied, "Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows karate."

The wife didn't believe him so he said to the dog, "Karate that chair."

The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to the dog, "Karate that table." The dog went up to the table and broke it in half.

So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. But then she told her husband that it knew karate, and he said "Karate my A** !"

Edited by Dabulls23 - 16 years ago
Posted: 16 years ago

@DB jaan: πŸ˜†

@ GG: That story was posted on previous 'Hum bolega thread'. Still very touching.

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Posted: 16 years ago

lol DBπŸ˜†...nice joke......I think the joke incomplete lol πŸ˜‰ cos of starsπŸ˜›

let me add one more...

Lady calls up police department: Officer, there is a man exposing himself in the next building.
Dispatcher: OK, we'll be right over, lady.
(Five minutes later at her apartment.)
Officer: Which way, lady?
Lady: This way officer, he's still shamelessly baring himself.
Officer: Where is he, lady? I don't see no naked man.
Lady: Oh, you have to look through this telescope.

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Edited by Believe - 16 years ago
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Posted: 16 years ago
LOL DB @ karate πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†


Priya and Maya.. (DB will second this), if they found life on Martian, I am sure it would have spoken either Gujrati / Punjabi πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† ..

(meant in a positive way for sure.. no tongue in cheek cwappy humour intended.. these are industrious and adventurous communities)
Dabulls23 thumbnail
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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: mermaid_QT

LOL DB @ karate πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†


Priya and Maya.. (DB will second this), if they found life on Martian, I am sure it would have spoken either Gujrati / Punjabi πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† ..

(meant in a positive way for sure.. no tongue in cheek cwappy humour intended.. these are industrious and adventurous communities)

When Priya and Maya were writing about Gujarati being somewhere my ears were burning.  I almost came and said "Did someone call me" or "Is someone looking for MOI" πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜†

Just look at my siggie and you know we are everywhere  Together we will not let u forget we are everywhere even in place like Alaska πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜†

@ Vinu dear I prefer to be around for long time in this life as Dabulls23.  Do not want to die like MrspetloverUS πŸ˜† I/J πŸ˜‰

Edited by Dabulls23 - 16 years ago
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Posted: 16 years ago

Sorry if this is also posted earlierπŸ˜ƒ

Shaadi ki Dastaan

Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
khushiyaan kuch yoon umad rahin thi,
ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi,

subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana
thoda sharmate hue hume need se jagana,
wo pyaar bhara hath humare ballon main phirana,
muskurate hue kehna ki darling chai to pi lo,
jaldi se ready ho jao,
aap ko office bhi hai jana.

gharwali bhagwan ka roop le kar aayi thi,
dil or dimag par poori tarah chai thi,
saans bhi lete thy to naam usi ka hota tha,
ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha.


5 saal baad


subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,
table par rakh kar jor se chilana,
aaj office jao to munna ko school chodte hue jana...

ek baar phir wohi awaaj ayi,
kya baat hai abhi tak chhodi nahi charpai,
agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena,
munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena.

na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi,
dil aur dimaag par kali ghata chai thi,
sans bhi lete hai to uni ka khayal hota hai,
har samay jehan main ek hi sawal hota hai,
kya kabhi wo din lot ke ayenge,
hum ek bar phir kuwaaren ban payenge.
Dabulls23 thumbnail
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Posted: 16 years ago

OFICE Notice:

All members of staff please note that
there will be ONLY one drink per person at this year's Annual Party.

And please bring your own cup!

Regards,

Management

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The specifications were missing in the memo (size of cup)

Moral of the story:

Be very specific in your daily life including
project work.

Give proper specifications!!

Edited by Dabulls23 - 16 years ago
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Posted: 16 years ago
Originally posted by: Dabulls23

When Priya and Maya were writing about Gujarati being somewhere my ears were burning.  I almost came and said "Did someone call me" or "Is someone looking for MOI" πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜†

Just look at my siggie and you know we are everywhere  Together we will not let u forget we are everywhere even in place like Alaska πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜†

@ Vinu dear I prefer to be around for long time in this life as Dabulls23.  Do not want to die like MrspetloverUS πŸ˜† I/J πŸ˜‰

@DB..lol but i think still u r a pet loverπŸ˜³πŸ˜†....But About me am not fear to DIE......and some people talk big things n not able to enjoy its not our mistake , .....AM the KING of my own world....In this virutal world not trying to impress anyone...or no need to create good image so coool n enjoy the things u do...

 

Edited by Believe - 16 years ago
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Posted: 16 years ago

Some odd news

Leader rails at teen breast implants gift fad

CARACAS (Reuters) - President Hugo Chavez railed against a new trend in beauty-conscious Venezuela, giving girls breast implants for their 15th birthday

"Now some people think, 'My daughter's turning 15, let's give her breast enlargements.' That's horrible. It's the ultimate degeneration," Chavez said late on Sunday on his weekly TV show that lasted a record eight hours.

Venezuela is well known for its beauty queens, who have regularly won world crowns, and many women have plastic surgery in the oil-rich country where there is widespread spending on consumer items that would be considered luxuries elsewhere.

But Chavez, the anti-U.S., self-styled revolutionary who came to office in 1999, is seeking to change those attitudes to create what he calls the "new man" to build a socialist society in this South American nation.

Chavez complained about the new fad of giving the plastic surgery operation at 15 -- when Latin Americans celebrate a girl's coming-of-age -- during a diatribe against what he says are Western-imposed consumerist icons such as Barbie dolls.

While breast implants are advertised on TV and banks offer special credit lines for such operations, if girls do get the enlargements they are not expected to become sexually active afterward.

Venezuelans' have a habit of avid consumerism since the 1970s oil boom in the OPEC nation. They have won the nickname of the "Give-Me-Twos" in the tourist destination of Florida for buying double the amount of typical consumers.

Breast implants cost thousands of dollars in Venezuela.

Chavez's answer? He has told his supporters to give away any extra goods they do not need, urging them to leave out in town squares items such as fans or refrigerators.

"I am calling on your conscience, fathers of this country, mothers of this country, they are our sons, they are our daughters," Chavez said.

Still, Chavez, who happily describes himself as ugly, may struggle to change Venezuelans' mind-set to spending on plastic surgery.

In elevators, at huge, jam-packed shopping malls, women can be overheard openly boasting about their recent, conspicuous operations.

Fashion chain Zara withdraws swastika handbag

MADRID (Reuters) - Spanish fashion chain Zara has withdrawn a handbag from its stores after a customer in Britain complained swastikas were embroidered on it.

Zara, owned by the world's second largest fashion retailer Inditex, said it did not know the 39 pound ($78) handbag had green swastikas on its corners.

The bags were made by a supplier in India and inspired by commonly used Hindu symbols, which include the swastika. The original design approved by Zara did not have swastikas on it, Inditex said.

"After the return of one bag we decided to withdraw the whole range," said a spokesman for Inditex, which has more than 3,330 stores in 66 countries.

Zara pulled the bags after 19-year-old Rachel Hatton told Britain's Daily Mail she asked for a refund when she spotted swastikas on her bag.

"The shop assistants were quite shocked as well to find out this symbol was on there," she told BBC radio.

A British anti-fascism group said the bags were an attempt to legitimize fascism and the Daily Star tabloid newspaper ran a picture of Adolf Hitler next to its story headlined, "Fury over Nazi Fashion Bags."

The swastika is an ancient religious symbol for Hindus and Buddhists, and has represented the sun, strength and good luck to many groups around the world.

Since its adoption by the Nazi Party in 1920, people in the West have associated the swastika with Nazi dictator Hitler.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070921/od_nm/zara_swastikas_dc; _ylt=AkrZ82Aj_2dggiDXtzWICzASH9EA

 

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Posted: 16 years ago

Saujanya "Mythili" -