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kanchi

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Here's an essay on "The Cow" which was actually written by some student in the course of completing the "Indian Civil Services Examination"

 The cow is a successful animal. Also he is quadruped, and because he is female, he give milk, but will do so when he is got child. He is same like God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards.

"His whole body can be utilized for use. More so the milk. What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermen and mankind generally.

"His motion is slow only because he is of latitudinous species. Also his other motion is much useful to trees, plants as well as making flat cakes in hand and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass.

"His only attacking and defending organ is the horn, specially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards.

"He has got tails also, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his Coho body whereupon he gives hit with it.

The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts his eyes like his relatives, the horse does not do so.

This is the cow.

....... :) And the candidate passed the exam.

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WinkAnother one on a Cow:

A candidate was writing a Hindi Examination and came to the dreaded Essay Question. The topic was Gau-Mata (The Cow)

Here's what the candidate wrote:

Gau hamari mata hain. Aage kuch nahin aata hain.

He handed in the exam paper and left.

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When the results came out, he got back the paper and this is what the teacher had written near his essay:

Bayl hamara baap hain. Marks dena paap hain.

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Posted: 16 August 2004 at 4:12am | IP Logged
LOL LOL

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Posted: 16 August 2004 at 6:21am | IP Logged

LOL

mystica magic u better don't write this in ur examWink

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  LOL LOL LOL

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LOL I dont have to write Hindi Papers anymore...I'm over that stage, thankfully!!

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LOL

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Thumps Up for Mystica Magic.

Keep it up.

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