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SANTA SINGH'S MEDICAL DICTIONARY

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Posted: 15 August 2004 at 4:29am | IP Logged
 

                                                                        

Santa Singh once applied to Medical College. Listed below are the results of his entrance test. Needless to say he didn't make it...

ANTIBODY: against everyone

ARTERY: the study of fine paintings

BACTERIA: back door to a cafeteria

BENIGN: what you be after you be eight

BOWEL: letters except Vowels(a ,e ,i ,o ,u)

CAESAREAN SECTION: a district in Rome

CARDIOLOGY: advanced study of poker playing

CAT SCAN: searching for ones lost kitty

CAUTERIZE: made eye contact with her

COMA: a punctuation mark

CONGENITAL: friendly

CORTIZONE: the local courthouse

D & C: where Washington is

DILATE: to live longer

ENEMA: not a friend

FIBRILLATE: to tell lies

GENES: blue denim slacks (My favorite brand :Flying Machine)

HEMORRHOID: a male from outer space

IMPOTENT: distinguished, well known

LABOR PAIN: hurt at work

MINOR OPERATION: somebody else's

ORGAN TRANSPLANT: what you do to your piano when you move

PARALYZE: two far-fetched stories

PATHOLOGICAL: a reasonable way to go

PHARMACIST: person who makes a living dealing in agriculture

PROTEIN: in favor of young people

RED BLOOD COUNT: Dracula

SECRETION: hiding anything

TABLET: a small table

TERMINAL ILLNESS: getting sick at the airport

TIBIA: country in North Africa

TRIPLE BYPASS: better than a quarterback sneak

TUMOR: an extra pair

URINE: opposite of "you're out"

VARICOSE: very close

VEIN: conceited

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Posted: 15 August 2004 at 11:41am | IP Logged
I bet Munnabhai might have written those answers if he didn't bully Rustum into telling him the right ones! LOL

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