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1) Pentium III & Pentium I - Bade miyan and Chhote miyan.
2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hi tha.
3) Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali.
4) F1 - Guide.
5) Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.
6) Ctrl+Alt+Del - Akhri Rastaa.
7) CrtlC + CtrlV - Duplicate.
8) Undo - Aa ab laut chale.
9) Super User Password - Gupt.
10 )BackUp - Jaagte raho.
11) UPS - Janta Hawaldar.
12 ) Server - Godfather.
13) Proxy Server - Padosan.
14) Security - Nakabandi.
15) Storage - Tehkhana.
16) Storage capacity - Badhti ka naam Dadhi.
17) Computer without RAM - Kora Kagaz.
18) Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya.
19) System which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi.
20) Dumb Terminal - Anari.
21) Mouse - Jaanwar.
22) Hard Disk partition - Batwara.
23) Hardware & Software - Ek duje ke liye.
24) Temporary file - Khote Sikkey.
25) Operator vs Computer - Mein khiladi Tu Anadi.
26) NRI - Phir bhi Dil hai Hindustaani.
27) Indian Programmers - Jawab Hum denge.
28) Contractor - Bakra Kisto pe.
29) Employee on Probation - Paying Guest.
30)Employee who works Sincerely - Dil Se.
31) Employee who is ready to Leave his job - Doli Saja Ke Rakhna.
32) Employee for more than 3 yrs in the company - Amar Prem.
33) Employee who signs a Bond - Bandhan.
34) Employee who does not signs a Bond - Kachche Dhage.
35) Employees Changing Job frequently - Banjaare.

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Posted: 14 August 2004 at 9:59am | IP Logged
Nice ones...Smile
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Posted: 14 August 2004 at 10:14am | IP Logged

lol LOLLOL          

tooo good  current

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Posted: 15 August 2004 at 2:48am | IP Logged
LOL
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Posted: 15 August 2004 at 4:26am | IP Logged
excellent one !!!LOL
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Posted: 16 August 2004 at 1:50am | IP Logged
i love them i should
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