How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? -WAT!??
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? -YES THEY DO!
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?-NO!
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?-WAT!?
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?-THEY STOPPED EVOLVING I GUESS!
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?-OFCUZ IT DOES!
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
Do penguins have knees?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?0IAM NOT THE INVENTOR OF DA CLOCK
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?-I DUNNO!
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?-ITS HER JOB! PAY SUM RESPECT!
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?-DUDE! DUN MESS WID HOLY BIBLE!
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?-HAHA!I DUNNO!
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel? MORE HUMPS MORE WATER~
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk? R U INSANE!?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?I DUNNO!
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it? NOT IF HES CUTE!
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven? HAHA! I DUNNO!
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy? NO!
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"? MAYBE!
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts? ITS A SAYING DAMN IT!
Can you cry underwater? SURE!
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?-DEPENDS IF THE WAITERESS IS A LADY
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?-NOPE!
Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?WELL ILL TRY THAT N KISS SUMBODY MAYBE ILL TELL U DA ANS LATER DAN!
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? GOD! WAT!?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?-HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!GOOD ONE!
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy?-DUNNO!Isn't that the way we normally are? MAYBE
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe? SHE MELTS!
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?SURE!
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?THERES A DIFFERENCE B/W THEM
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?HAHA!NO!
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time? GO ASK HIM!
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?YES!
When the French swear do they say pardon my English? MAYBE!
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head? THINK SO
How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day? HAHA! DUNNO!
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? HEY! GOOD ONE!
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? BUBBLES ARE ALWAYS WHITE
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? HAHA!
Why do they call someone "late" if they died early? GOD! HELP ME!
Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast? IAM NO SHAKESPEARE!
If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans? JESUS!!!1
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family? ANOTHER GAY KING!
Why are red buttons always the most important? DUNNO!
How is chess considered a sport? USE UR BRAINS!
Why is it when your sleeping it's called drool but when your awake its called spit? HAHA! I DINT NOE ZAT!
If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to? WAT!?
If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"? HAHA! I DUNNO!
If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs? OMIGOSH!!!!!!
Would you die if you didn't pee?YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man? HAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. EXACTLY! EVEN I DUNNO!
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. HEY MAN!!!!!!THTS SUMTHING I DUNNO!
When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they? NOPE!
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles? DAMN! I DUNNO MAN
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up? FLOATING?
Could you be a closet claustrophobic? HAHA NOPE!
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them? GET OFFA MA FACE!!!!!
If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Where do all the daylight savings hours go? HEAVEN!
Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head? I DUNNO!
What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror? CAT DIES!
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT" OH MAN! I DUNNO!
Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"? ENGLISH ID INSANE!
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?HAHA! GOOD ONE!
Why doesn't broccoli come in a can? TOO BIG I GUESS!
Can you slam a revolving door? MAYBE!
How young can you be, but still die of old age? 100!??
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder? STAMP IT!
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils? NO IDEA!
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? ??????????????????
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons? DUDE! I DUNNO!
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card? U CURSE PPL!
Can you read a picture book? YES U CAN!
Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets? I DUNNO!
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? SURE!
Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?HHAHAH! MAYBE
Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts! GOOD ONE!
If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror? U WONT BE ABLE 2 C URSELF!
if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19? HAHAHA! I DUUNNO!
What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8? HEHE! WAR!
What shape is the sky? ROUND....SQUARE....GOD-MADE! HU CARES!
If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead? NO!
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves? HAHA! NOPE!
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?BOTH!
If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?HAHA! SWEET!
Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic-DIES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE!?