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Posted: 14 August 2004 at 9:10am | IP Logged
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

That's
Direct Marketing


You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him."

That's
Advertising.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich.
Marry me."

That's
Telemarketing.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"


That's
Public Relations.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich, I want to marry you."


That's
Brand Recognition.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's
customer's feedback

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