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Posted: 14 August 2004 at 9:05am | IP Logged
A little bird was flying south for the winter.

It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground

in a large field. While it was lying there,

a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung,

it began to revive and felt how warm it was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy,
and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came

to investigate. Following the sound, the cat

discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung,

and promptly dug him out and ate him!



Management Lessons
1) Not everyone who drops sh*t on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep sh*t, keep your mouth shut!

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Posted: 16 August 2004 at 6:17am | IP Logged
excellent , makes lot's of sense
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