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Posted: 21 August 2007 at 10:19pm | IP Logged
1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2007 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen Le beti kuch to pehan Le!
___________ _________ _________ _
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono NE kapde tyag diye,
Ek NE desh ke liye,
Doosre NE Deshwasion ke liye!
____________ _________ _________ _
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
____________ _________ _________ _
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'sa Law' kehta hai?
____________ _________ _________ _
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
Rupaye fase huye hain.

-priya

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Posted: 21 August 2007 at 10:48pm | IP Logged
hahaha...the 3rd one is awsome!!! LOL
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Posted: 21 August 2007 at 11:31pm | IP Logged
LOL LOL 3, 4 and 5 one are hilarious LOL
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