Software Engineer Husband

*angel3000* IF-Dazzler

Joined: 06 April 2007
Posts: 4063

Posted: 03 August 2007 at 6:19am | IP Logged

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card,
i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to

Wife - what is the relation between you & your
Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.

mitali_s Goldie

Joined: 18 January 2006
Posts: 1498

Posted: 03 August 2007 at 8:00am | IP Logged
LOL   LOL LOL ...poor woman!!!
Khaya IF-Stunnerz

Joined: 14 December 2006
Posts: 25567

Posted: 03 August 2007 at 8:08am | IP Logged
farisss4 IF-Dazzler

Joined: 10 November 2006
Posts: 2596

Posted: 03 August 2007 at 8:46am | IP Logged
lol.. LOL
damilola IF-Rockerz

Joined: 30 January 2007
Posts: 9143

Posted: 04 August 2007 at 7:15pm | IP Logged

poor wife LOL
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