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Posted: 31 July 2007 at 11:43am | IP Logged

omg, i just found this on the internet (soori if its been posted before). LOL

* Your house smells like fried onions.

* When you tell your parents you got 98%, and they ask you what happened to the other two percent.

* There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them.

* You make tea in a saucepan.

* You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it.

* You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes.

* You have a 'Singer Brother' sewing machine at home.

* Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesn't talk to her for ten years.

* You call an older person you've never met before "uncle".

* Your mother does everything for you if you are male.

* You do all the housework and cooking if you are female.

* Your relatives alone could populate a small city.

* Everyone is a family friend.

* You study law, medicine or engineering at university.

* You were thick so you studied "Travel and Tourism – init".

* You know no one who has studied music.

* You went to a university as far away from home as possible.

* You still came back home to live with your parents after you had finished.

* Your best friend got married at the age of 18.

* You only make telephone calls after 6pm.

* You eat onions with everything.

* You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.

* You say you hate Indian films(/songs) but secretly watch(/hear) them with your parents.

* You teach Westerners swearwords in your language.

* You order Indian food in your own language to impress the people you're with but the waiters don't understand you.

* You avoid public places when with a member of the opposite sex, especially if there is an acquaintance within a 250 miles radius.

* You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on".

* You secure your baggage with a rope. 

* You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all twenty-five members of your family who have come to pick you up.

* You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage which is just 80 lbs. overweight.

* You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of the royal family.

* You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school.

* Your Dad drives a Nissan. 

* You're rich so he drives a Mercedes.

*- (For females) You're parents would freak out if you wore a crop top baring your midriff but wearing a sari is perfectly acceptable

*- (For females) Your brother had no curfew while you had to be home at 11pm.

* You are ALWAYS taking off and putting on your shoes wherever you go.

* When you were little you always wondered why your

English friends waited until after breakfast to brush their teeth when you did it first thing in the morning.

* To your English friends, oil is used purely for cooking and not as a grooming aid

* You wonder how odd it would be to see your parents get within one foot of each other 

* Your parents have nicknames but only because people they work with just stop when trying to read their names

* You have annoying nicknames like Chotu or Chicku

* Your parents call all your friends "Beta" whether they are asian or not.

* Your mother measures wealth in gold and diamonds

* Your parents push the concept of an arranged marriage on you and try to demonstrate how well it works whenever they're not fighting.

* Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids.

* At least once a week your mom says, "I want to go to India/Pakistan"

* No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming over for a visit.

* Your parents worry what other people will think if you're not going to be adoctor/ lawyer/engineer.

* You're parent's always say, "It's cheaper in India/Pakistan"

Edited by hd92 - 31 July 2007 at 12:55pm

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Posted: 31 July 2007 at 12:08pm | IP Logged
Excellent... I loved it...even if a lot of them aren't true!(In my case) LOL
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Posted: 31 July 2007 at 12:13pm | IP Logged
lol... t4s
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Posted: 31 July 2007 at 1:02pm | IP Logged
LOL

saw this on bebo ages ago
its funny

Edited by damilola - 31 July 2007 at 1:02pm
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Posted: 31 July 2007 at 1:25pm | IP Logged
Thanks for sharing.It seems like everything that happens with me is in that list LOL Those are very true!
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Posted: 31 July 2007 at 2:15pm | IP Logged

* When you tell your parents you got 98%, and they ask you what happened to the other two percent.

* There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them. 

* You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes.  

* You call an older person you've never met before "uncle".

* Your mother does everything for you if you are male.

* You do all the housework and cooking if you are female.

* Your relatives alone could populate a small city.

* Everyone is a family friend.  

* You know no one who has studied music.

* You eat onions with everything.

* You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.  

* You teach Westerners swearwords in your language.

* You order Indian food in your own language to impress the people you're with but the waiters don't understand you.

* You avoid public places when with a member of the opposite sex, especially if there is an acquaintance within a 250 miles radius.

* You secure your baggage with a rope. 

* You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all twenty-five members of your family who have come to pick you up.

* You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage which is just 80 lbs. overweight.

* You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of the royal family.

* You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school.

* You're rich so he drives a Mercedes.

*- (For females) You're parents would freak out if you wore a crop top baring your midriff but wearing a sari is perfectly acceptable

*- (For females) Your brother had no curfew while you had to be home at 11pm.

* You are ALWAYS taking off and putting on your shoes wherever you go.

* When you were little you always wondered why your

English friends waited until after breakfast to brush their teeth when you did it first thing in the morning.

* To your English friends, oil is used purely for cooking and not as a grooming aid

* You wonder how odd it would be to see your parents get within one foot of each other 

* You have annoying nicknames like Chotu or Chicku

* Your parents push the concept of an arranged marriage on you and try to demonstrate how well it works whenever they're not fighting.

* Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids.

* At least once a week your mom says, "I want to go to India/Pakistan"

* No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming over for a visit.

* Your parents worry what other people will think if you're not going to be adoctor/ lawyer/engineer.

* You're parent's always say, "It's cheaper in

India/Pakistan"

 

these ones are true forme

 

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Posted: 31 July 2007 at 3:34pm | IP Logged
OMG thanks for this, i had a good laugh! LOL If not anything, I can agree with EVERY onion statement!!!! Dead

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