Girls with attitude

If u dont she says "kitna akarta hai"

If u dress nicely she says"mujhay impress karna chata hai"

If u dont she says "tasteless hai yaar"

If u argue with her she says"ziddi hai"

If u sit quietly she says"dumb hai"

If u act smarter "she'll lose her brain and say u r insulting her"

If she acts smarter "she think its her right"

If u dont love her she says "is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 larkioon k saath chakar hai"

If u love her she says"peechay hi par gaya hai"

If u dont give her a kiss she says" tum mujh say serious naheen ho" 

If u give her a kiss she says" sab ko line deta hoga"

If u r skinny she says "u shud have appropriate mass at appropriate places"

If u r healthy she says "u shud b smart"

If u dont tell her ur problems she says" ur not honest with me"

If u do tell to her she says "ur a problem child"

If u scold her she says "you act like a nanny giving lectures"

If she scolds u she says "Yaar, its becoz I care"

If u break a promise she says "she does not trust u any more"

If she breaks she says "jan mein majbour thi"

If u do good in exams she says "qismat ne saath diya warna tum or good marks"

If she gets goods mark she says"" its my brain"

If u hurt her she says "u r cruel & dont care for my feelings"

If she hurts you she replies "u r not understanding"

& they claim the (girls) r not Hypocrates??!!!