Posted: 11 August 2004 at 11:51am | IP Logged
Five surgeons are arguing about what kind of patient is best on an operating table:
Surgeon 1: I would take an accountant any day, when you open him up all his parts are numbered.
Surgeon 2: I would prefer an electrician, when you open him up all his parts are colour coded.
Surgeon 3: Me, I would take a librarian, when you open him up all his parts are alphabetically arranged.
Surgeon 4: I think a construction worker is the best, he would not bother if a few parts got left out and he would understand if the operation took longer than was indicated earlier.
Surgeon 5: You guys are all mistaken. The best patient to operate on is a politician, when you open him up you find the insides are clean. There are no guts, heart, spine or brain. And his head and back side are interchangeable.