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Posted: 11 August 2004 at 10:53am | IP Logged
WORDS WOMEN USE


FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is
only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually
end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means  she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make
to a man. "That's! Okay" means that she  wants to think long and
hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say
you're welcome.

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Posted: 11 August 2004 at 11:03am | IP Logged

o my god ,this is so true Embarrassed

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Posted: 11 August 2004 at 2:27pm | IP Logged
Sexist !Me thinks this was written by a man!

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Posted: 12 August 2004 at 2:51am | IP Logged

ya agreed

this is a thesis which only be created by a manLOL

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anjuman Senior Member
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Posted: 12 August 2004 at 6:14am | IP Logged
agree 100%
Morgoth IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 12 August 2004 at 7:47am | IP Logged

LOL My thoughts exactly

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