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Morgoth
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Warning: Book 6 Spoilers Ahead!
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Well, I wrote this after getting particularly annoyed with an assignment...Also, I wanted to make fun of Lord Volde-idiot!
Read on if you're interested:
Lord Voldemort's life as a series of nursery rhymes:
Birth – From Merope's POV (Based on Baa Baa Black Sheep)
Borgin & Burkes,
Have you any galleons?
Yes M'aam, yes m'aam,
10 coins full
5 for my baby
5 for the dame
Here's Slytherin's locket
To pay for the same
Childhood (Based on Jack and Jill went up the hill)
A and D went in a cave
With nasty Tommy Riddle
Both fell down and broke their crowns
Tom was fit as a fiddle
Dumbledore meets young Tom (Based on Little Miss Muffet)
Little Tom Riddle
Set his thumbs a-twiddle
Scaring the orphans away
Along came a Professor
Who seemed like a fighter
And whisked nasty Tommy away
Adolescence (Based on Yankee Doodle)
Tommy Riddle went to town
Looking for his family
Little Hangleton it was
Where Tommy shaped his destiny
Tommy Riddle stole the ring
And killed his Mudblood Daddy
Uncle Morfin went to jail
And Tommy became Voldy
Unleashing the monster in the Chamber of Secrets (Based on There was an old woman who lived in a shoe)
There was a young wizard who went to the loo
He whispered to the basilisk and told it what to do
He showed it a stall
And "Kill the girl" he said
One moment later, poor Myrtle was dead
Adulthood (Based on Georgie Porgie)
Baldy Voldy, with red eyes
Killed mudbloods and made them cry
When Harry was born one day
Baldy Voldy vanished away
Harry and Dumbledore pay a visit to the cave (Based on Row, row, row your boat)
Row, row, row the boat
On the flat black lake
Quietly, quietly, quietly, quietly
Inferi are awake
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Thanks for reading this far w/o falling asleep! 
*Rashmi*
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Morgoth
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Thanks everyone! 
Yeah, Rashmi, I'm working on the one for Tom...The Deadline is Sept 1, so hopefully I should be able to snail-mail it before that!
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