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Voldy's life-In Nursery Rhymes! *Spoiler*

Morgoth IF-Rockerz

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Posted: 08 August 2005 at 5:57pm | IP Logged

Warning: Book 6 Spoilers Ahead!




Well, I wrote this after getting particularly annoyed with an assignment...Also, I wanted to make fun of Lord Volde-idiot!

Read on if you're interested:

Lord Voldemort's life as a series of nursery rhymes:


Birth – From Merope's POV (Based on Baa Baa Black Sheep)

Borgin & Burkes,

Have you any galleons?

Yes M'aam, yes m'aam,

10 coins full


5 for my baby

5 for the dame

Here's Slytherin's locket

To pay for the same


Childhood (Based on Jack and Jill went up the hill)

A and D went in a cave

With nasty Tommy Riddle

Both fell down and broke their crowns

Tom was fit as a fiddle


Dumbledore meets young Tom (Based on Little Miss Muffet)

Little Tom Riddle

Set his thumbs a-twiddle

Scaring the orphans away

Along came a Professor

Who seemed like a fighter

And whisked nasty Tommy away


Adolescence (Based on Yankee Doodle)

Tommy Riddle went to town

Looking for his family

Little Hangleton it was

Where Tommy shaped his destiny


Tommy Riddle stole the ring

And killed his Mudblood Daddy

Uncle Morfin went to jail

And Tommy became Voldy


Unleashing the monster in the Chamber of Secrets (Based on There was an old woman who lived in a shoe)

There was a young wizard who went to the loo

He whispered to the basilisk and told it what to do

He showed it a stall

And "Kill the girl" he said

One moment later, poor Myrtle was dead


Adulthood (Based on Georgie Porgie)

Baldy Voldy, with red eyes

Killed mudbloods and made them cry

When Harry was born one day

Baldy Voldy vanished away


Harry and Dumbledore pay a visit to the cave (Based on Row, row, row your boat)

Row, row, row the boat

On the flat black lake

Quietly, quietly, quietly, quietly

Inferi are awake


Thanks for reading this far w/o falling asleep! LOL

*Rashmi* Goldie

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Posted: 08 August 2005 at 6:26pm | IP Logged
OMG!! They're AMAZING, Mystica!! Hahaha. The one based on Yankee Doodle is my favourite. They're really good. As I suggested before, you should send Tom Felton something similar. He would love it, I'm sure. Great work, you're so creative. 
Deli Senior Member

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Posted: 08 August 2005 at 6:27pm | IP Logged

Haha, very nice LOL

MadAbtMrsWalia Groupbie

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Posted: 09 August 2005 at 3:35am | IP Logged
SUPERB!!!!!! ur really creative Clap
meha Senior Member

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Posted: 09 August 2005 at 4:28am | IP Logged
Hey Mysti
I loved all especially the first one... reminded me of nursery poems i used to read.... Thumbs up 4 u!!!
ronit13 Goldie

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Posted: 09 August 2005 at 5:31am | IP Logged
coooooooooooool Big smile
lucky_lakshmi IF-Sizzlerz

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Posted: 09 August 2005 at 5:42am | IP Logged
they r soooooooooo cute!thanx!u did a great job! Clap
Morgoth IF-Rockerz

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Posts: 6831

Posted: 09 August 2005 at 6:04am | IP Logged

Thanks everyone! Smile

Yeah, Rashmi, I'm working on the one for Tom...The Deadline is Sept 1, so hopefully I should be able to snail-mail it before that!

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