Credit for the jokes - Google and Yahoo search Engines 😃
The Little Girl
The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG): Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?
LG - No, my mummy beats me.
J. - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
LG - No, my daddy beats me too.
J. - Well then, who do you want to live with?
LG - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody. 😆
Gavaskar n Border
Sunil Gavaskar hears about a movie called 'Gavaskar' newly released in Australia. He feels quite flattered, he knew the Aussies always liked him, despite his run in with 'Dennis Lillee' and all Gavaskar then gets himself invited for the premier, after sitting through the whole show he realizes that there wasn't a single mention of him or his great achievements in the movie. He approached the producer visibly upset.
'How come you make a movie called 'Gavaskar' and have no no mention of me in it at all'?
The producer replies: 'Dont make such a fuss ... you Indians made a movie called Border where there was no mention of Alan Border either' 😃
Hope I made u guys smile!!😃
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