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Credit for the jokes - Google and Yahoo search Engines Big smile

The Little Girl
The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG): Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?

LG - No, my mummy beats me.

J. - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.

LG - No, my daddy beats me too.

J. - Well then, who do you want to live with?

LG - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody. LOL

Gavaskar n Border

Sunil Gavaskar hears about a movie called 'Gavaskar' newly released in Australia. He feels quite flattered, he knew the Aussies always liked him, despite his run in with 'Dennis Lillee' and all Gavaskar then gets himself invited for the premier, after sitting through the whole show he realizes that there wasn't a single mention of him or his great achievements in the movie. He approached the producer visibly upset.

'How come you make a movie called 'Gavaskar' and have no no mention of me in it at all'?

The producer replies: 'Dont make such a fuss ... you Indians made a movie called Border where there was no mention of Alan Border either' Big smile

Hope I made u guys smile!!Big smile



Edited by Leo - 18 June 2008 at 10:44am

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An American had been told to go to a cricket match while he was in England. He watched with pleasure as the teams came out and the batsman scored four runs off the first six balls.

Then the umpire called 'OVER'. 'Well,' he said, getting up, 'it's a nice game - but it's very short!'.

Cricket are you good at it?

Try to answer if you can......... based on minimum no of clues...!

Clue no: 1 - In an Historic match between India and England, he served as a captain.....

Clue no: 2 - He was the Opening bowler in that match....

Clue no: 3 - He was also the Opening batsman in that match....

Clue no: 4 - He is the one who bowled the last ball of his innings....

Clue no: 5 - He was the one who faced the last ball of the innings....

Still you didn't get it...... oops.....

Clue no: 6 - He took the last wicket of the innings.....

Clue no: 7 - He was the man of match in that particular match....

Okay atleast after this easy one

Clue no: 8 - He won the match for his team by hitting a sixer in the last ball........


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Okay Let the genius answer it....

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It is..........



Aamir Khan in Lagaan!



Edited by Leo - 05 July 2007 at 8:50am
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E-mail ID's of our cricketers


1 LAXMAN: [email protected]


2 KUMBLE: only@test_match.com



3 SACHIN: [email protected]


4 KAIF: good@for_nothing.com


5 SEHWAG: consistently@ out_of_form.com


6 DRAVID: stick@crease_like_fevicol.com


7 PATHAN: takewickets@only_with_ kenya.com


8 GREG CHAPPELL: [email protected]


9 Munaf Patel: [email protected]


10 Harbhajan Singh: [email protected]


11 Suresh Raina: why_i_am_there@ god_knows.com
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Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao,

Sachin ko PEPSI pilao,

Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao,

Ganguly ko Chavnpras khilao,

Dravid mein CASTROL bharwao,

yuvraj ko MALAI MARKE LASSI pilao

Lekin in Models ko cricket mat khilao...
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Posted: 05 July 2007 at 8:52am | IP Logged
Guys!!!! N'joy!!!
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ppl reply!! Confused
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This is really good!! I could not stop laughing!!

Keep up the great work with the jokes! Clap Clap

I am also making this a sticky!! Wink
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