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kanchi

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Posted: 10 August 2004 at 3:27am | IP Logged
Wife ....Wife.......Wife.........

5' 6" jiski height ho,

Jeans jiski tight ho,

Chehara jiska bright ho,

Umar 22 se 27 ho,

Aisi apni Wife ho.  

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Mard taange waala

Hoon main mard taaange wala

Mujhe teacher kya marega

Main to hoon principal ka saaala

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Apne chehre se ruswaiyoon ka ERROR to hatao,janeman apne dil ka PASSWORD to batao!

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Wo to hum hai jo aap ki chahat ko dil mein rakh ke ghoomte hai,warna aap jaise SOFTWARES to bazaar mein bikte hai!

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Tere Pyar ke liye zami-aasma ek kar doonga...

Tu naa mili to apni zindagi 'Ctrl+alt+delete' kar doonga..

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Khud ko kar buland itnaa..

Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..

aur khuda tumse puche..

'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise '

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who sadak ke us paar thi

hum sadak ke is paar the

kuch hum aaghe badhe kuch who aage badhi

hum kuch aur aage badhe who bhi kuch aur aage badhi

hum kuch aur aage badhe who bhi kuch aur aage badhi

ab hum sadak ke us paar the aur who sadak ke is paar thi !!

(wah wah wah waaaahhhh)

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Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan

Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan

Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

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ise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi

jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi

dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim

bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

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Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do

Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do

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Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,

badi joshh ke sath !

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,

badi shhor ke sath !

Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !

Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !

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Posted: 10 August 2004 at 6:05am | IP Logged
wah , wah  kanchiWink

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Posted: 10 August 2004 at 9:36am | IP Logged
LOL

kanchi

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Posted: 10 August 2004 at 10:32pm | IP Logged

heheheh thx anju.

 

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