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kanchi Goldie
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Posted: 10 August 2004 at 2:57am | IP Logged

Gungat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Dewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Kamastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua 
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Teri LOVELY EYES Ne
Mujpe Ek EFFECT Kiya Hai
Ki Meene Sabko REJECT Karke
Tujko SELECT Kiya Hai
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Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga
Doosri Ladki Ko Dekha To Vaisa Laga
Jab Dono Ke Joote Lage...To Ek Jaisa Laga
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Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

(Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.)

Hawa hi hawa hai.

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Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya

Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa

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Before Marriage

takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti

tajmahal banana chahata hoon

lekin mumtaz nahi milti

After Marriage

takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti

tajmahal banana chahata hoon

lekin mumtaz nahi marti.

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Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita

Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita

Sin theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta

wah wah wah wah wah

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Ladki boli:

Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :

Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,

Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

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Apple kat ta hoon knife se,

Paani peeta hoon pipe se,

Kya zamana aaa gaya,

Joote khata hoon wife se

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Edited by vijay - 10 August 2004 at 9:18pm

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