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Posted: 06 June 2007 at 9:25am | IP Logged


Zuman:We posted this in the harry potter forum and it was a huge hit there...
Zoya:Have you'll ever wondered how it would be if Harry and the Lot were talking,behaving,dressing and thinking like Punjabi's ??????
Zuman:ummm..zoya..I think only we are that think that much...LOL
Zoya:Yeah.Smile... Anyways No Offence meant. We love our country {n Punjabis}.... We can guarentee you...this is the craziest, funniest,stupidest Fan-Fic you'll have ever read.
Zuman:Yeah..coz we are the craziest{proud bout itWink}....plz dont mind our
Zoya: if you'll read it JUST-LIKE-THAT then its reallly lame. But if
you imagine it{wid all the clothes,accessories,Accent} u'll its TOTALLY-OUTTA-THE-WORLDTongue

here's the fanfic!!!!:

Harri putthar aur Shaadhi Ki Thayyaari

'Chal Harrry putthar ab utth' Mrs. Wealsey said. 'Ek minute auntiji…main accha dream dhek rahaa hun….aapki beti ke saath mera vivah ho raha hai…' 'Chal paghle….kuch bhi kehta rehtha hai' Mrs. Weasley replied happily. {Actually more than happy}. 'Arre ab toh sab log tenu "chunia hoya {Chosen one}" bulaa rahe hai…….pehle tu wo Voldemort ke bacche ko chatam(destroy) kar phir meri kudi se shaadi karna' Mrs. Wealsey teased. 'Kya auntiji …uss ganje ka naam mat lijiye....mera mood karaab ho jaatha hai' Harry said rubbing his eyes. Just then Ginny weasley entered the room, holding a tray. 'yaa rabba, tusi ab uth rahe ho?' Ginny said, looking at harry who was still in his bed. 'Aaap ka raah dhekh rahaa thaa' Harry said with a silly smile. She blushed (her face now matched her hair). Mrs. Weasley laughed. 'Chalo putthar ab tum naashtha (breakfast) karo aur phir neeche aajao…..Billu {Bill} ki shaadhi ke liye bahut saare inthzaam (preparations) karne hai' Mrs Wealsey said as she left the room. 'Ab tusi naashtha karo …main jaathi hoon' Ginny said {though it dint look like she was planning to leave}. 'Pehle yeh toh suno mere khwaab main maine kya dhekha……badha changha khwaab tha' Harry said grinning. 'Kyun? khwaab mein gabrielle aayi thi kya?' Ginny teased. {Gabrielle was trying to impress Harry,she even prepared lassi for everyone when she found out harry had great taste for lassi….Ginny thought it tasted like rotten egg}. 'Menu aisa luck kahan' Harry joked. Ginny folded her hands and fumed. 'Hai, tumaari isi ada pe to main mar mita hoon….'Ginny blushed again.

Zoya: so filmy!!!!!Zuman:*giggle,giggle*

 'Mere khwaab me …….hamaari shaadhi ho rahee thi' Harry said now himself blushing. Ginny blushed and ran out of the room. Harry grinned.


Harry got ready and came down to the hall, Fred and George were sitting on the sofa and discussing about their new inventions. 'Oye, tumhe patha hai ki Ron or Hermione kaha hai?' Harry asked.

'Honghe…….pedh ke neeche pyaari pyaari bathe karthe huwe' Fred joked. They all laughed. 'Chalo dhoono ko dhoond the hai….varna saare kaam hume hi karna padhegha' George said. 'Haan' Fred and Harry agreed. 'Kehthe hai ki pyaar mein neendh ud jaathi hai…kaash mujhe bhi pyar ho jatha…. kambakth mujhe neendh bahut aathi hai….' Fred joked. After searching for them for some time they finally found them near the trees, staring at each other.They did not seem to realize that Harry, Fred and George had come, So Fred and George started singing loudly…

 Do dil mil rahe hain….magar chupke chupke...

 sabko ho rahii hai….. haan sabko ho rahii hai khabar chupke chupke….

Aise bhole bankar hai baithe…jaise koii baat nahiin

Sab kuchh nazar aa rahaa hai…din hai yeh raat nahiin…

Hermione looked embarrassed and was blushing. Ron's ears turned red. He scowled at them. Fred, George and Harry were laughing.

Then Mrs. Wealsey called out 'Fred, George, Harrri, Hermione….tum sab kahan ho?.....jaldhi se andhar aao..bohut saara kaam baakhi hai'. Fred,George and Harry ran inside laughing and screaming



Hermione's face turned red{like a tomato} and as she turned to leave Ron caught her Shawl.

Hermione started singing:

Hermione: chod do aanchal zamaana kyaa kahegaa…

                    O o o,chod do aanchal zamaana kyaa kahegaa..

Ron          :haa haa haa,in adaaon kaa zamaana bhi hai deewaana

                   Deewaana kyaa kahegaa

 zoya:eww…...cheesyDeadzuman:it's funny!!LOLLOLLOL Mrs. Wealsey called again 'Hermione putthar andar aao..tumhare baalon mein tel(oil) lagaana hai.Hermione pulled her shawl and ran inside.Ron followed.I know you people must be thinking we'r insane...let me tell you-we don't suffer from insanity...we enjoy every minute of it!!!!!LOL

Edited by zuman - 06 June 2007 at 9:29am

ix iishiqaa xo Goldie
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Posted: 06 June 2007 at 5:50pm | IP Logged
aww its so cute love the pic

cont. soon
mahek-e-gulab Goldie

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Posts: 1898

Posted: 06 June 2007 at 10:45pm | IP Logged
too cool zuman Embarrassed Big smile Tongue
n yes d pic is gr88 continue soon Clap
legallyzoya Goldie

Joined: 27 February 2007
Posts: 1004

Posted: 07 June 2007 at 8:53am | IP Logged
zumanz grounded for a week...well so from her n me
THANX!!!...yeah zuman made tht pic...cute na???
p.s>> mehek-e-gulab {Pooja}.....heard sooooooo much
bout u from Zuman
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