~!Quotable Quotes!~ (Page 2)

gud topic
"Cheers," whispered George, wiping tears of laughter from his face.

"Oh, I hope she tries Vanishing them next...they multiply by ten every time you try..."
We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us." -George

"Has Ron saved a goal yet?" asked Hermione.
"Well, he can do it if he thinks no one is watching him," said Fred, rolling his eyes. "So all we have to do is ask the crowd to turn their backs and talk among themselves every time the Quaffle goes up on his end Saturday."

"--but you get these massive pus-filled boils too," said George, "and we haven't worked out how to get rid of them yet."
"I can't see any boils," said Ron, staring at the twins.
"No, well, you wouldn't," said Fred, "they're not in a place we generally display to the public --"
"-- but they make sitting on a broom a right pain in the --"

"We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!" - George

"We've got it [ Percy's Head Boy badge]. We're improving it." The badge now read, "Bighead Boy."

"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" [Molly Weasley]
"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?"

"So top grade's O for 'Outstanding,'" she [Hermione] was saying, "and then there's A-"
"No, E," George corrected her, "E for 'Exceeds Expectations.' And I've always thought Fred and I should've got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams."

dese r sum of my favs

great topic..

from Chamber By Snapey " Longbottom is the one who causes devastation of the simplest spell n ll be sending Flinch-Fletchey to the hospital wing in the match-box.."

'You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts… but you
cannot deny he's got style…'

Phineas Nigelus' Portrait to Fudge when he was MoM in OotP.

That was the most hillarious one I ever heard

i like this topic... im re-reading OoTP so im ready for the movie...

"If they take all of us and you survive, Harry, the rear guard are standing by
to take over; keep flying east and they'll join you."

"Stop being so cheerful Mad-Eye, he'll think we're not taking this seriously."

the famous words of fred (and some others):

"why would anyone want to curl their nose hairs" asked Hermione.
"make for a good talking point wouldnt it?" said fred
(GOF)

"who are you going to the ball with?" asked ron
"angelina" said fred.
"so you've already asked her?" said ron
"good point. oi angelina!...." shouted fred
(GOF)

"hey ron, can we borrow pig?" asked george.
"why?" asked ron
"cuz george here wants to ask him to the ball" said fred
(GOF)

"hey harry, we thought we heard your dulcet tones" said george
"you dont want to bottle up your anger like that harry, let it all out. there might be a couple of people fifty miles away who didnt hear you" said fred.
(OOTP)

"fred says he reckons his left buttock has never been the same" said ron
"well passing over fred's left buttock--" said harry
"excuse me?" said fred, coming into the room
(HBP)

yeah ok me done for now... some of those might not be accurate to the word cuz i wasnt looking at a book, just kinda spouting from memory.... ah that fred cracks me up...

=D

both fred n george roxxx

good ones everyone!!
n shri fred n george r twins both are great n its a amtter of opinion who like who more
heres one more..

"Fluffy?"
"Well, he's gotta have a name,innit he?"
"Hagrid,it's got three heads!!"