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Posted: 09 August 2004 at 5:21pm | IP Logged

Following is the best joke in the compitittion organized in Britain.......

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian......

A MBA and a CA go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep.Some hours later, the CA wakes his MBA friend. " look up at the sky and
tell me what you see."

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"


The MBA ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.What does it tell you?"

The CA is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Practically...Someone has stolen!
our
tent". Embarrassed

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Posted: 10 August 2004 at 6:03am | IP Logged
it is a very nice joke , but i am sorry it is a repeat, vijay has shared this joke in this forum, before

Edited by anjuman - 10 August 2004 at 6:04am
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LOL 
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Posted: 10 August 2004 at 3:01pm | IP Logged
sorry. i just recieved this joke frm mail.. i can deleate that if u want
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Posted: 10 August 2004 at 4:57pm | IP Logged
I have read it too but I was wondering: what exactly is a CA?
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Posted: 11 August 2004 at 6:20am | IP Logged
i believe it would be Charted Acct.
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Posted: 11 August 2004 at 6:54pm | IP Logged
LO0Z GOOD QUESTION BUT I HAVE NO IDEA
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Posted: 11 August 2004 at 7:07pm | IP Logged

Originally posted by uddas

sorry. i just recieved this joke frm mail.. i can deleate that if u want.

Nahin Oye,Tongue

You need not delete your post and we do not mind reading it again. Waise... mine was similar but not same, technically speaking it was a variant of this one. LOL

Btw CA = Chartered Accountants

They take care of company accounts and in India I know that every Company needs to get the accounts audited by a Chartered Accountants. Its somewhat mandatory.

Cheers,
Vijay



Edited by vijay - 11 August 2004 at 7:12pm

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