hahaha...jokes

EK sher BY doctor=Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha,Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai..



Jo sagar NE kaha lehron se, Jo ped NE kaha patto se, Jo phoolon NE kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta Hun, aey chal chal hawa aane de



Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA Phir Usne CHOCOLATE Main ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya.Girlfriend Ne Uske AKSAR Khwaab Me Aakar Kaha TUM SA NAHI DEKHA To Imraan Hashmi Ne Kaha Is KALYUG Me JAWANI DIWANI Hai.



HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOD DENGE, TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAJE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA TERE SAARE DAAT TOD DENGE HA..HA..HA..



Ek aishwaarya thi deewani is shahrukh pe wo marti thi, najre jhukake,Sharma ke hritik ki galiyo se gujarti thi, chori chori salman ko chittiya likha karti thi kuch kahena tha shayad ajay se par na Jane kis se darti thi jab bhi milti thi vivek se hamesha pucha karti thi imran kaisa hai



Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai. Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain



Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar .....Aadat se majboor ho tum Jane kab maang lo udhaar



Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana deter,Uski ek Ada pe Kai gazal bana dete...Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete...



Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho... Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...Good Morning...



Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!



Hamari tumahari dosti duniya ke liye ek mishl hai tumhe dekha to esa laga kya mal hai is mal ko pane ke liye bichaya jal hai pa kambhakat collage ka akhiri sal hai



I l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE animals



Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,Ladke bhi unke saath the..Ladkiyon NE naara lagaya...HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO....



Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua




Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi.Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi..

Haathi Weds Machchharni!
Ek baar ek Haathi (male) aur ek Machhar (female) mein pyaar ho jata hai.
Dono ka affair bahut dino tak chalta hai. Sab log bate karne lagte hain. Akhir sharmakar, machhar haathi se bolti hai "Abhi apun dono ko shaadi kar leni chahiye
..duniya wale bahut bate karne lage hain... mera jeena mushkil ho gaya hain."
Machchhar ke ghar vale mana kar dete hain shadi se.....
Now the question for you is "Kyon?"
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Vo kehte hain ki Ladke ke Daant bahar nikle huye hain..
Par pyar kiya to darna kya... Ab dono ko bhagkar shaadi karni hai...
isliye dono Marriage Registrar ke yahan application dete hain aur ek mahine baad registered
marriage karte hain...

Phir dono honeymoon ka plan karte hain...
Dono Kerala jate hai (with Kesari Tours)...
Honeymoon hone ke baad jab doosre din subah haathi ki aakh khulti hai to
dektha hai ki bechari machhar mar gayi hai...
yes...she is dead...;-)
Now the question for you is "Kyon?"
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Because, hathi raat ko "Goodnight mat" laga ke sota
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will pst more l8er on

🤣 OMG!so funny!!!!very gud jokes!!!!!

These are really good..i didnt read all except the first part , its pretty cool..thankoo😃

welcum....wil pst more jst w8 a bit

The Husband Store ...
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

guys u all psts jokes too na...i luv readin dem

HEY GUYZ I JUST LISTEN DAT
EK LASH STATION SE GAYAB


KAISE HUE ?


JANNE KE LIYE DEKHIYE CID
FRIDAY 10 PM

1. The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use

it; and the user doesn't see it. What is it?



2. A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to

parents who were both born in Boston, Massachusetts.

The child is not a United States citizen. How is

this possible?



3. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the

highest mountain on Earth?



4. Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her

birthday is always in the summer. How is this

possible?



5. Captain Frank and some of the boys were

exchanging old war stories. Art Bragg offered one

about how his grandfather led a battalion against a

German division during World War I. Through

brilliant maneuvers, he defeated them and captured

valuable territory. After the battle he was

presented with a sword bearing the inscription "To

Captain Bragg for Bravery, Daring and Leadership.

World War I. From the Men of Battalion "Captain

Frank looked at Art and said, "You really don't

expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?" What's

wrong with the story?



6. What is one thing that all wise men, regardless

of their religion or politics, agree is between

heaven and earth?



7. In what year did Christmas and New Year's fall in

the same year?



8. Why are 1990 American dollar bills worth more

than 1989 American dollar bills?



9. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many

are left?



10. How many times can you subtract the number 5

from 25?



11. How could you rearrange the letters in the words

"new door" to make one word? Note: There is only one

correct answer.



12. Even if they are starving, natives living in the

Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not?



13. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg

are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?



14. In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture

of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?



15. There were an electrician and a plumber waiting

in line for admission to the International Home

Show," One of them was the father of the other's

son. How could this be possible?



16. A butcher in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall.

What does he weigh?


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1. A coffin.



2. The child was born before 1776.



3. Mount Everest (it just hadn't been discovered).



4. Clara lives in the southern hemisphere.



5. World War I wasn't called "World War I" until

World War II.



6. The word "and".



7. They fall in the same year every year. New Year's

Day just arrives very early in the year and

Christmas arrives very late in the same year.



8. One thousand nine hundred and ninety dollar bills

are worth one dollar more than one thousand nine

hundred and eighty-nine dollar bills.



9. Nine.


10. Only once, and then you are subtracting it from

20.


11. "One word"


12. Penguins live in the Antarctic.


13. Neither. The yolk of the egg is yellow.


14. You have to take a picture of a man with a

camera, not with a wooden leg.


15. They were husband and wife

lol...they were good 😆 😆 😆