Joined: 13 August 2004
'Jill,' a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the hall, 'do you mind telling
me whose class you're cutting this time?'
'Like,' the young teen replied, 'uh, see, okay, like it's like I really don't
like think like that's really important, y'know, like because I'm y'know,
like I don't get anything out of it.'
'It's English class, isn't it?' replied the smiling teacher.
A college student writes to his parents...
'Dear Mom and Dad,
'I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money. I feel ashamed and unhappy. I have to ask for another hundred, but every cell in my body rebels. I beg on bended knee that you forgive me.
'P.S. I felt so terrible, I ran after the mailman who picked this up in the box at the corner. I wanted to take this letter and burn it. I prayed that I could get it back. But it was too late.'
A few days later he received a letter from his father. It said,
'Your prayers were answered. Your letter never arrived!'
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher
Will you be my Friend?
Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and was eager to help the students. One day during recess, she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.
Sandy approached and asked the girl if she was all right.
The girl said she was.
A little while later, however, Sandy noticed that the girl was in the same spot, still by herself.
Approaching again, Sandy offered, 'Would you like me to be your friend?'
The girl hesitated, then said, 'Okay,' looking at the woman suspiciously.
Feeling that she was making progress, Sandy then asked, 'Why are you standing here all alone?'
'Because,' the little girl said with great exasperation, 'I'm the goalie!'
One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looks at her mother and inquisitively asks,
'Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?' Her mother replied,
'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while, and then said,
'So, Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other on an airplane. The Programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks if he wants to play a fun game.
Be My Valentine
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing 'Love' stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
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Very nice, Princess!
I love the last one too!
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I love the last one "Good Bye"
I'm sooo gonna do that when I get older
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