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Posted: 21 May 2007 at 2:45pm | IP Logged

Hello Friends!Tongue

A new week has started and I am here with our next Member Of The Week!

Well..hmm..what shall I say about him..

He loves Romantic melodies.

His favourite  actors/actresses are Jamies Fox, Amitabh Bachan, Shahrukh Khan, Salman Khan, Imran, Abhishek Bachan, Ashwariya Rai, Kajol etcTongue.

He prefers South Indian and Continental food.

He likes playing Soccer, Tennies etc.

He is presently in love with Kajol (sshh..that's a secretEmbarrassed)

He posts hilarious jokes in the forum and is a very active member !

I think it's time to meet our new MOTW!

It's none other than

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 Believe  aka Vinu

Congratulations BelieveClap

Here is your siggy:

What are you guys waiting for? Start grilling him! Don't bear him!Wink

 

Cheers

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Posted: 21 May 2007 at 10:58pm | IP Logged
LOL Am i Joker of the week OMG Smile   Wink
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Posted: 21 May 2007 at 11:49pm | IP Logged
OMG dels!!! You really did that......or was it my guess was just right??

Hey congratz!!! Well your the 3rd MOTW......so I guess the formalities between the MOTW clan of the Jokes section should now be completed.......what do you think? Well I won't give you time to think.........Rukhaya do you wnat to join me in giving doses or you'll just give one only or none?


Well my exams(IGCSE exams) just finsihed today but I have my school exams next month......but that's fine...there's still time to enjoy now so i'll try my best to give you doses.........I jsut came back from the examination authority so I want to sleep now as I haven't slept for the whole month........so bye now but wait for the doses....it's like....you know.........MOTW formalities......so.....be ready Wink !!


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Posted: 21 May 2007 at 11:49pm | IP Logged

OMG dels!!! You really did that......or was it my guess was just right??

Hey congratz!!! Well your the 3rd MOTW......so I guess the formalities between the MOTW clan of the Jokes section should now be completed.......what do you think? Well I won't give you time to think.........Rukhaya do you wnat to join me in giving doses or you'll just give one only or none?


Well my exams(IGCSE exams) just finsihed today but I have my school exams next month......but that's fine...there's still time to enjoy now so i'll try my best to give you doses.........I jsut came back from the examination authority so I want to sleep now as I haven't slept for the whole month........so bye now but wait for the doses....it's like....you know.........MOTW formalities......so.....be ready Wink !!

 

 

 

hey I'm so sorry for posting twice...I didn't knew....i just came backand saw theer are two posts....I'm sorry for the mistake.....



Edited by Shazia_haya - 22 May 2007 at 3:14am
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Posted: 22 May 2007 at 12:09am | IP Logged

^be ready matlab?? Embarrassed
(kahi maar ne ki kooshish to nahe naa) Ouch

aap log itnee bade bade guss kyu karte hey..........



Edited by Believe - 22 May 2007 at 12:10am
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Posted: 22 May 2007 at 3:30am | IP Logged

Originally posted by Believe


^be ready matlab?? Embarrassed
(kahi maar ne ki kooshish to nahe naa) Ouch

aap log itnee bade bade guss kyu karte hey..........

uumm.........bas iss week keliye.......itna chale ga kya.....

Janab...abhi aapko toh bas ready hona hi hoga....chahe kuch bhi ho......or by the way aapko shamane ki jaroorat nahin hai........hum apki shaadi ke liye aapko ready karne ke liye nahin kehrahe......shaadi toh aap waise apni maarzi ki kar sakh the hai since you know freedom........so it's up to you if you want to get ready for marriage or not......

lekin aap bas ready ho keh hi wapas ajaiye ga yahan wapis...............hum saab apke liye besabhri se intezaar kar rahe hoge.

 

 

 

 

PS: I'm sorry if anyone didn't like the way I talked and I'm sorry if anyone didn't like the way I joked as well I just thought of taking the little joke forward that's it...I'm sorry if I did something which someone didn't like but I didn't meant to hurt anyone.

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Posted: 22 May 2007 at 3:49am | IP Logged
hey Shazia_haya....ur post is so sweet...Smile hey hey dont shy now okkkk

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Posted: 22 May 2007 at 6:19am | IP Logged
Thx.....I was just scared that I might be sounding rude the way I posted in my last post here.


Okay so I think I'll give you my first dose........I just woke up from my 2 hour nap so I might not be thinking straight....so sorry in advance for my silly questions......and I guess they might as well be personal as well but I guess no rule say that you can't ask, right? I might ask some questions which we all alreday know as well.


Okay so let's start....



What's your real name?

What's your full name?

When's your birthday?

Where do you live?
(If you are going to say some Island name, please specify where it is and all)

What do you do?

Are you married?

If no then are you engaged?

If no then do yu have a girlfriend?

Besides Kajol, do you have a crush on someone else or love someone else or dream about someone else or live someone else or desire for someone else?

What do you hope to dream about when you sleep?

Which country do you belong to?

Which religion are you from?

Where do you usually go at IF (India-forums)?

How'd you came to know about IF?

Why do you come to IF?

How many brother(s) and sister(s) do you have?

Are any of them married?

What's your ranking among your brother(s) and sister(s)? (for example are you the oldest, second oldest, youngest, third youngest,etc...)

What do you do in your free time?

How many girlfriends you've had till date?

Do you believe in love or past time(just get one girlfriend and break-up with her the other week and get another girlfriend...like a playboy) or it's all rubbish?

Do you call anyone a brother or a sister and you really mean it by heart even though they aren't your blood-relatives?

Which countries do you want to vist or visit again?

Where'd you want to go for your honeymoon?



I guess that's the first dose.....wait for more....and be prepared........who knows if the second dose may be just a small one or a big one......mujhe pata nahin kaab mein kisi ko over-dose kardo.......enjoy answering them.......and be ready for the next ones by others and me (again........you know MOTW formalities.....am I right, Rukhaya? Wink ).

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