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A DIPLOMATIC KISS !!!!

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Posted: 09 December 2004 at 5:36pm | IP Logged
General Musharaf, Vajpayee, Aishwarya Rai & Camron diaz, are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Both women and Gen Musharraf are sitting there looking perplexed. Vajpayee is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Camron diaz is thinking:

"These Indians are all crazy after Aishwarya. Vajpayee must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."


Aishwarya is thinking:

"Vajpayee must have moved to kiss me, and kissed camron diaz instead and got slapped."

Vajpayee is thinking:

"Damn it, Musharraf must have tried to kiss Aishwarya, she must have thought it was me and slapped my face. "

Musharraf is thinking:

"If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Vajpayee again.!!!!!!!!"

HUMM IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 09 December 2004 at 7:29pm | IP Logged
hehehe that's to funny!!!!! LOL
poor vajpayeeOuchOuchOuch

LOL


Edited by HUMM - 09 December 2004 at 7:30pm
rabeeak2003 IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 10 December 2004 at 5:34pm | IP Logged
hehehe! blaming someone else!LOL
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Posted: 11 December 2004 at 1:11pm | IP Logged
LOL THAT WAS FUNNY LOL
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Posted: 13 December 2004 at 12:20pm | IP Logged

Thats a good one couldn't stop laughing.LOL

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Posted: 22 December 2004 at 11:14pm | IP Logged
I AM STILL LAUGHING LOL
shahidlover24 IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 07 January 2005 at 9:38pm | IP Logged
I've heard this one before but it was the otha way around! vajpayee had been the 1 to make the kissin sound and then slap musharaff!

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