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Posted: 09 December 2004 at 8:23am | IP Logged
TRYING TO UNDERSTAND MEN : It's not so complicated!!!


  • The nice men are ugly.

  • The handsome men are not nice.

  • The handsome and nice men are gay.

  • The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

  • The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

  • The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

  • The handsome men without money are after our money.

  • The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

  • The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are pigs.

  • The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!

  • The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.


  • NOW, WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS MEN ? Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

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    Posted: 09 December 2004 at 9:27am | IP Logged
    LOL
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    Posted: 09 December 2004 at 5:00pm | IP Logged
    LOL
    rabeeak2003 IF-Dazzler
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    Posted: 09 December 2004 at 5:45pm | IP Logged
    LOLvery true
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    Posted: 09 December 2004 at 6:46pm | IP Logged
    Clap wow... hats of too you arti!... you really made a statement
    HUMM IF-Dazzler
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    Posted: 09 December 2004 at 7:16pm | IP Logged
    Hey kya baat hai good analysisClapClap, but its always not true!WinkWink
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    Posted: 10 December 2004 at 9:02pm | IP Logged
    WOW ARTI LOL
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    Posted: 12 December 2004 at 5:28pm | IP Logged
    very well said!!!!ClapClap

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