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Posted: 09 December 2004 at 4:14am | IP Logged
Bud Abbott and Lou Costello's famous sketch "Who's on

first?" might have turned out something like this:

 

COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT . . . .

 

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

 

COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den

and I'm thinking about buying a computer.

 

ABBOTT: Mac?

 

COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.

 

ABBOTT: Your computer?

 

COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one

 

ABBOTT: Mac?

 

COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.

 

ABBOTT: What about Windows?

 

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

 

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

 

COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look in

the windows?

 

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

 

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer

and software.

 

ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

 

COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can

use to write proposals, track expenses and run my

business. What have you got?

 

ABBOTT: Office.

 

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend

anything?

 

ABBOTT: I just did.

 

COSTELLO: You just did what?

 

ABBOTT: Recommend something.

 

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

 

ABBOTT: Yes.

 

COSTELLO: For my office?

 

ABBOTT: Yes.

 

COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

 

ABBOTT: Office.

 

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

 

ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.

 

COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK,

lets just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to

type a proposal. What do I need?

 

ABBOTT: Word.

 

COSTELLO: What word?

 

ABBOTT: Word in Office.

 

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

 

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

 

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

 

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".

 

COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you

don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget

that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?

 

ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One.

 

COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I

watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I

need!

 

ABBOTT: Real One.

 

COSTELLO: If it's a long movie I also want to see reel

2, 3 & 4. Can I watch them?

 

ABBOTT: Of course.

 

COSTELLO: Great! With what?

 

ABBOTT: Real One.

 

COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a

movie. What do I do?

 

ABBOTT: You click the blue "1".

 

COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?

 

ABBOTT: The blue "1".

 

COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w?

 

ABBOTT: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W" is

Word.

 

COSTELLO: What word?

 

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

 

COSTELLO: But there's three words in "office for

windows"!

 

ABBOTT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word

in the world.

 

COSTELLO: It is?

 

ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other

Words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other

Words out there.

 

COSTELLO: And that word is real one?

 

ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One

isn't even part of Office.

 

COSTELLO: STOP! Don't start that again. What about

financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track

my money with?

 

ABBOTT: Money.

 

COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

 

ABBOTT: Money.

 

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

 

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer

 

COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?

 

ABBOTT: Money.

 

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

 

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

 

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer?

How much?

 

ABBOTT: One copy.

 

COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?

 

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy money.

 

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

 

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

 

A FEW DAYS LATER ....

 

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

 

COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?

 

ABBOTT: Click on "START"....

Monaji Senior Member
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Posted: 09 December 2004 at 4:19am | IP Logged

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Tooooooooooo goooooooooddddddddd

kline Groupbie
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Posted: 09 December 2004 at 9:32am | IP Logged
LOL

What can i say?????? LOL
*~sheena*~ Senior Member
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Posted: 09 December 2004 at 4:58pm | IP Logged
LOL HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 10 December 2004 at 9:12pm | IP Logged
LOL
rabeeak2003 IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 10 December 2004 at 9:28pm | IP Logged

LOL

Somepeople can not even START WITH THE BASICS! hehe! HUMM thanks for sharing!

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Posted: 11 December 2004 at 1:30pm | IP Logged
LOL wow!!! i feel sorry for the store person
shahidlover24 IF-Sizzlerz
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Posted: 07 January 2005 at 10:02pm | IP Logged
LOL Thats hilarious!LOL
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