Jokes

India-Forums

   
Jokes
Jokes

Indian Nursery Rhymes

kanchi Goldie
kanchi
kanchi

Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 1645

Posted: 09 December 2004 at 12:08am | IP Logged

Indian Nursery Rhymes


Laloo Bhai bihari
Went up the pahari
To fetch a bail for court order
Laloo fell down
And lost his crown
But Rabri reigned thereafter.

Laxman laxman
Yes pappa
eating money
no pappa
telling lies
no pappa
open yr drawer
ha ha ha

samata party is falling down
falling down
falling down
samata party is falling down
falling down
falling down
my fair jaitley (jaya)

Wha Wha Black Sheep
Have you pulled the wool?
Yes sir, Yes sir,
Three bags full.
One for my father,
One for my dame,
And one for the CBI
Crying in the lane.

Little Lal Advani
Sat with his TV vahini
Taking his party's rai
He stuck out hist humb,
hoping to pull out the plum,
And said, 'Can I have a slice of Vaj-pie?'
Batsman-bowler sat on the ball.
Batsman-bowler had a great fall,
All the bookies' cookies,
All the bribers' men,
Couldn't put Indian cricket together again.

kanchi Goldie
kanchi
kanchi

Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 1645

Posted: 09 December 2004 at 12:09am | IP Logged

this is so so funnyLOL

Smile Senior Member
Smile
Smile

Joined: 21 May 2004
Posts: 279

Posted: 09 December 2004 at 1:58am | IP Logged

That really funny...

Politics version rhymes

sai14 IF-Dazzler
sai14
sai14

Joined: 03 November 2004
Posts: 3159

Posted: 09 December 2004 at 5:25am | IP Logged
Very funny Kanchi LOL LOL
HUMM IF-Dazzler
HUMM
HUMM

Joined: 06 November 2004
Posts: 2927

Posted: 09 December 2004 at 7:15am | IP Logged
Omg that was really very very funnyLOL
kline Groupbie
kline
kline

Joined: 27 October 2004
Posts: 63

Posted: 09 December 2004 at 9:25am | IP Logged
LOL gr8 one
Monaji Senior Member
Monaji
Monaji

Joined: 17 June 2004
Posts: 641

Posted: 09 December 2004 at 11:24am | IP Logged
ClapClapClap
*~sheena*~ Senior Member
*~sheena*~
*~sheena*~

Joined: 18 November 2004
Posts: 528

Posted: 09 December 2004 at 4:55pm | IP Logged
LOL Clap all of them were funny!! hilarious

Go to top

Related Topics

  Topics Author Replies Views Last Post
36 ways to identify an Indian

2

Author: sadhna1   Replies: 10   Views: 1699

sadhna1 10 1699 26 December 2009 at 11:40am by AmbyCious
Romantic Unromantic 2-liner rhymes

Author: Nanya91   Replies: 6   Views: 2431

Nanya91 6 2431 16 May 2009 at 3:07am by alwyz_with_u
Jones, Indian Jones (video)

Author: Leo   Replies: 0   Views: 469

Leo 0 469 30 September 2008 at 4:01am by Leo
Weather Indian

Author: Leo   Replies: 6   Views: 647

Leo 6 647 30 August 2008 at 7:27am by rihanna89
Romantic Rhymes

Author: HPCRAZY   Replies: 9   Views: 670

HPCRAZY 9 670 17 March 2008 at 3:23pm by sabm786

Forum Quick Jump

Forum Category / Channels
Forums

  • Please login to check your Last 10 Topics posted

Disclaimer: All Logos and Pictures of various Channels, Shows, Artistes, Media Houses, Companies, Brands etc. belong to their respective owners, and are used to merely visually identify the Channels, Shows, Companies, Brands, etc. to the viewer. Incase of any issue please contact the webmaster.

Popular Channels :
Star Plus | Zee TV | Sony TV | Colors TV | SAB TV | Life OK

Quick Links :
Top 100 TV Celebrities | Top 100 Bollywood Celebs | About Us | Contact Us | Advertise | Forum Index