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Jugnu Singh


Q: Why did the Jugnu Singh take a pair binoculars with him to a funeral?
A: It was a distant relative's funeral

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Jugnu Singh
Jugnu Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone.
"Is this one one one one?", says the voice.
"No, this is eleven eleven."
"Are you sure it isn't one one one one?"
"No, this is eleven eleven."
"Well, wrong number. I am Harpal calling, sorry to have woken you up on the middle of the night."
"That's all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway."


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Jugnu Singh
Jugnu Singh with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered,
"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But...what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back."

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Posted: 09 December 2004 at 7:16am | IP Logged
ClapClapgood one!!

haha funny LOL
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Posted: 07 January 2005 at 10:21pm | IP Logged
LOL Thats hilarious!LOL
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LOL
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