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Posted: 07 August 2004 at 3:02pm | IP Logged

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven............

They decide to play hide-n-seek.........

 

Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........

He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching.....

 

Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........

Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein...........

 

Einstein's counting......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........

 

Einstein says "newton's out..newton's....out....."

 

Newton denies and says i am not out........

He claims that he is not Newton......

 

All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not

Newton..........

 

Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared.....

That makes me Newton per meter squared......

since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal,

I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT !!!!!!!!"





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Posted: 07 August 2004 at 4:17pm | IP Logged
Brilliant!LOL
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Posted: 08 August 2004 at 3:14am | IP Logged

LOLLOL LOL

nice physics joke

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Posted: 08 August 2004 at 10:36am | IP Logged
i know
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Posted: 08 August 2004 at 7:06pm | IP Logged

LOLLOLLOL

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Posted: 09 August 2004 at 6:28am | IP Logged
Good oneLOL
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Posted: 09 August 2004 at 3:04pm | IP Logged
tahnx u gyzz got it.. it took me 4 ever to understand that dumb joke.. itss not even a joke Confused.. i didnt laugh
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Posted: 09 August 2004 at 4:37pm | IP Logged

I have a lot of Mad Scientist friends - 50% of them love physics and they keep sending me these science jokes.

My only retaliation is to send them economics or accounting jokes - they dont get them AT ALL!LOL

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