Shaadi ke baad rona dhona shuroo 😆 😭 😭 Main to kitne saalon se 😭 rahi hoon. Ab to aansu bhi khatam ho gaye so ROFLMAO 🤣
we sure will cutie....tumhey bhi agar kisi sey saat janam ka badla nikaalna ho toh bataana....hum ussey bhi recommend ker dengi ki shadi ker lo😆
Marriage quotes 01
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
Marriage is not just a having a husband, but also worries inherited forever.
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!
There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!
......I rest my case😉
Marriage quotes 01
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
Marriage is not just a having a husband, but also worries inherited forever.
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!
There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!
......I rest my case😉
🤣 Great one Gauri 🤣
Shaadi ke baad rona dhona shuroo 😆 😭 😭 Main to kitne saalon se 😭 rahi hoon. Ab to aansu bhi khatam ho gaye so ROFLMAO 🤣
Meri to shaadi bhi nahin hoi aur main abhi se 😭 rahi hoon. I have seen enough of my cousins get married and I have learned that I'm not getting married for a lonnnnngggg time. Things do change.
I got a "preview" a few months ago. My fiance lives in another state and he came to visit. He stayed at my house and I was appalled with how messy he left my bathroom! I started to argue with him and then it hit me like a ton of bricks that THIS is what I'll have to put up with for the rest of my life. 😭😆
Edited by zoobygoo - 17 years agoMeri to shaadi bhi nahin hoi aur main abhi se 😭 rahi hoon. I have seen enough of my cousins get married and I have learned that I'm not getting married for a lonnnnngggg time. Things do change.
I got a "preview" a few months ago. My fiance lives in another state and he came to visit. He stayed at my house and I was appalled with how messy he left my bathroom! I started to argue with him and then it hit me like a ton of bricks that THIS is what I'll have to put up with for the rest of my life. 😭😆
you got that right sistah😳
