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Seven Ages of Married Cold!!

pujas Senior Member
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Posted: 08 December 2004 at 11:10am | IP Logged
1st year--The husband says, "Oh, sweete pie, I'm really worried about those nasty sniffles you have! There's no telling what that could turn into with all the strep that's been going around. I'm going to take you right down to the hospital and have you admitted for a couple days of rest. I know the food is lousy there, so I'm going to bring you some takeout from Tosini's. I've already arranged it with the head nurse."

2nd year--"Listen, honey, I don't like the sound of that cough. I called the doc and he's going to stop by here and take a look at you. Why don't you just go on to bed and get the rest you need?"

3rd year--"Maybe you better go lie down, darling. When you feel lousy you need the rest. I'll bring you something--do we have any canned soup around here?"

4th year--"No sense wearing yourself out when you're under the weather. When you finish those dishes and the kids' baths and get them to bed, you ought to go to bed yourself!"

5th year--"Why don't you take a couple aspirin?"

6th year--"You oughta go gargle or something, instead of sitting around barking like a dog!"

7th year--"For pete's sake, stop sneezing. Are you trying to give me pneumonia? You'd better pick up some tissues while you're at the store.

rabeeak2003 IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 08 December 2004 at 5:22pm | IP Logged
men r too much!LOL
Minnie IF-Rockerz
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Posted: 08 December 2004 at 10:53pm | IP Logged
 Do you really have to hit where it hurts the most??LOL
*~sheena*~ Senior Member
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Posted: 09 December 2004 at 5:06pm | IP Logged
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thatz hilarious!!
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Posted: 09 December 2004 at 6:40pm | IP Logged
hehehe... i'd say 60% of couples usually end up like that. LOL
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Posted: 09 December 2004 at 7:18pm | IP Logged
It always happends!!LOLLOLLOL lol LOLLOLLOL
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Posted: 10 December 2004 at 8:59pm | IP Logged
LOL   LOL
alliha Senior Member
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Posted: 12 December 2004 at 5:31pm | IP Logged

thats sooo true!! LOLLOL

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