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anjuman Senior Member
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Posted: 06 August 2004 at 12:10pm | IP Logged

On April Fool's day, a teacher collected well known proverbs. He gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to come up with the rest. Here is what the kids came up with:


Love all, trust ... me.
No news is ... impossible.
Strike while the ... bug is close.
A miss is as good as a ... Mrs.
A penny saved is ... not much.
Don't bite the hand that ... looks dirty.
You can't teach an old dog ... math.
An idle mind is ... the best way to relax.
Where there is smoke, there's ... pollution.
Better to be safe than .... punch a 5th grader
Happy is the bride who ... gets all the presents.
Never underestimate the power of ... termites.
When the blind lead the blind ... get out of the way.
If at first you don't succeed ... get new batteries.
If you lie down with dogs, you ... will stink in the morning.
Children should be seen and not ... spanked or grounded.
You get out of something what you ... see pictured on the box.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and ... you have to blow your nose.

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Posted: 06 August 2004 at 12:15pm | IP Logged
thanks
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Posted: 07 August 2004 at 1:55am | IP Logged

nice one anju LOLLOL

can u plz tell me where have u get this one or is it happens to u Wink?!!



Edited by chocolate - 07 August 2004 at 1:56am
anjuman Senior Member
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Posted: 09 August 2004 at 9:40am | IP Logged

thank choc

Of corse I got it from somewhere for u guys ( i am not that smart), but honestly i forgot the site (shame)

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