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HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK

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Posted: 07 December 2004 at 5:53pm | IP Logged

HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK --

When a coworker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to
everyone & you think, "Somebody needs to slap the xxx out of
her"...... You need to pray at work.

When someone comes in & announces, "office meeting in 5 mins," & you
think, "what the f..k do they want now?"...... You need to pray at
work.

When your computer is mysteriously turned off & you want to say,"which
one of you sons of bitches turned off my computer?"...... You need to
pray at work.

When you & a coworker are discussing something & a 3rd person comes in &
says,"well at my last office...", & you want to throw a stapler at
him...... You need to pray at work.

When you hear a coworker call your name & the first thing that crosses
your mind is, "what the hell does this bitch want now?" & you try to
hide underneath your desk....... You need to pray at work.

When you are asked to stay late & help do someone else's work & the
first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my
ass!!".......You need to pray at work.

When you're in the elevator & it stops to pick up someone who stood for
5 minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, & you
say "that lazy bas***d"..... .You need to pray at work

When you take some vacation time & come back to find a mountain of
paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it & you
think, "sorry ass m#$^% f%&#s"....... You need to pray at work.

If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping,
or flattening someone's tires that you work with......You need to pray at
work.

If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone
because you know it's going to lead to their life story ......... You
need to pray at work.    

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