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Posted: 09 April 2007 at 1:30am | IP Logged

Hi Friends

 

 

These are actual ads on a matrimony site.  Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heartWink

 

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Hello To Viewvers My Name is Somesha , I am single i dont have
Famale, If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am
not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like
me u welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls viset my
resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Somesha ~*~

Embarrassed

 
i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa
state he is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other
homework
(Homework meansConfused????)LOL

 
Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. She
may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the
entire life can run smoothly. thank you
(The principle of ru! nning life smoothly was never so easy!LOL



She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd have
one brother and one sister. She should be educated.
(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !LOL



I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of  love.
I am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i
love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on
........ hold my hand forever !!!
(oye hoye…the dilwale dulhaniya  effect….Wink



i am simple boy.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow i
amlooking onegirlshe caremeandloveme lot lot lot
(pls note he's looking for ONE girl…Embarrassed)


My wife should be as 'Parwati' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tulsi
as in KSBKBT......
(matlab ki always cryingCryCry…… n taking revenge??????Ouch)

i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house
but while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing jeans? ahem...WinkLOLLOL)



HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GUY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE
1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing now……….LOLLOL)



whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be
someone bride and she must think of the future life if she is toolike
this she would bde called the lady of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this guy wants--- a wife or a genie?????Confused)


i love my patner i marriage the! patner ok i search my patner and i
love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is
suffering from "Ok-syndrome")LOL



HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK
(yes we understood everything ok?? "the "ok syndrome" again")LOL



iam pradip my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mother
sister complity marred
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely'?)Wink



iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and
parent. i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original
resdence at kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.
(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)ConfusedLOL

my name is farhan and i am unmarried.(really??? Wat r u saying??? ) pleaes you marrige me pleaes
pleaes pleaes pleaes pl! eaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! LOL)



Iwant one girl who love me or my mother.(not both??Wink) she love me heartly or she
havea frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey.
IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are
beautiful. but iam not a handsome person or not a good looking. but my
Mom say that Iam a good person. My father already expired .. iam
''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS YOUR bye bye.
(uttama purushanEmbarrassed)



iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)



I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY  HABIT.  
(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)LOL


hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.(oh!! thats a unique thing..Wink)I divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the good
minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or othercaste accepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..???) LOL


my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service
(is he a Zebra..???)LOL


i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, girl simple who trust me lot
should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.
(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?) LOL



to be married on jan-2005. working woman perferable
(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a
bride. I wish him best luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will
get one soon.)LOLLOL



i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure.
because girl is the mahalakshmi.
(oho!! wat a thought!!ClapWink Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)Wink


ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not
paying salary at present.
(n he still expect a wife…bravo!!Clap)

 

 

 

 

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Posted: 09 April 2007 at 1:35am | IP Logged
thts really funny lolz
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Posted: 09 April 2007 at 2:07pm | IP Logged
LOL   LOL LOL nice...hehe
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Posted: 09 April 2007 at 9:19pm | IP Logged
"She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd have
one brother and one sister. She should be educated."

"to be married on jan-2005. working woman perferable"

"i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure.
because girl is the mahalakshmi."

"ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not
paying salary at present."
LOL
Hilariouse. thanks for sharing. lol.
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Posted: 11 April 2007 at 3:17am | IP Logged
LOL LOL LOL funny

thanks for sharing LOL LOL LOL
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Posted: 11 April 2007 at 6:37am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Star_on_earth



My wife should be as 'Parwati' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tulsi
as in KSBKBT......
(matlab ki always cryingCryCry…… n taking revenge??????Ouch)

i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house
but while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing jeans? ahem...WinkLOLLOL)



HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GUY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE
1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing now……….LOLLOL)


my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service
(is he a Zebra..???)LOL


to be married on jan-2005. working woman perferable
(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a
bride. I wish him best luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will
get one soon.)LOLLOL


 

these are my favourites!!!LOL really good onesLOL

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Posted: 12 April 2007 at 7:05am | IP Logged
omg.....too funny

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