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Posted: 07 December 2004 at 12:35am | IP Logged

   
    
   1. Sign inside a research lab: DO NOT LOOK AT LASER WITH REMAINING EYE    
   
2.Real Classified Ad: Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

3. Things you would never know without the movies: It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.    
   
4. Talking with a man is like trying to saddle a cow. You work like hell, but what's the point.    
   
5. Notice in a Rome Doctor's Office: Specialist in women and other deseases

6. A man is incomplete until he is married. Only then is he really finished.

     A clever one:

  An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.

           The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

           The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

KK_lassi Senior Member
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Posted: 07 December 2004 at 2:29am | IP Logged
Very Smart esp the last one!!Clap
rabeeak2003 IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 07 December 2004 at 5:31pm | IP Logged

i love the last one! women and men one! funny! lol!LOL

anitha.b IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 07 December 2004 at 5:54pm | IP Logged

The last one sounds greeeeeeeeeeet.

Wink

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