Poet of the week...Amisra (Page 3)

amisra

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Posted: 30 March 2007 at 2:15am | IP Logged

Originally posted by *~Sapna~*

here I am with my question for Guru jee...Chalo...at least you came!

1. When is ur B'day November 5 (Kaha na...reading profiles will help!!)
2. Have u ever been in love? I have been infatuated once, but never in love.
3. What is the difference between a good boy and a bad boy? LOL A good boy doesn't know what to do with a girl while a bad boy does.
4. What is love? (man I am so confused about this love...hope u explain it well) Love is when your jiya goes dhadak dhadak every time you see him. When your heart skips a breat, when you turn red on his smallest compliment, when you stumble on your words, when he catches you day dreaming, when you drown in his eyes, when your knees grow weak seeing him freshly showered, when you stare at him sleeping, and when you two don't need words to talk. You still confused or do I have a bit more explaining to do?
5. who is ur fav.
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6. Who is more sweet? Sapna (meaning me LOL ) or Naina (meaning the evil Naina) I say Naina. "Sapna is sweet" doesn't match. Plus sweet on you sounds more like Sweetu (that fatty in Kal Ho Na Ho...jo hamesha khati rehi hai)
7. Since when have u started writing poetry? Writing poetry has been one of our units since 2nd grade. Over time I have gradually learnt to love it. And reading more poetry kind of automatically functions your brain to write poems...don't ask me how, pleaseeeeee.
8. What do u want to be in future? Honestly, haven't really thought about it yet. But till now it looks like I really want to be someone whoe helps people around the world...except the Sapna on IF. She seems to have been helped a lot already. Toh uspe energy waste karne ka koi faiyda nahi.

and now some stupid questions for u: Just like you!

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Because the bank branches are not tree branches.

Can you cry under water? (still haven't tried it on Naina) LOL Of course you can. I will make you cry and then dump you under water.

Why are you "in" a movie, but you're "on" TV? LOL Movies are thin and hungry, so they gobble you up. As a result, you end up inside them. But since TVs are already fat and full, they have no space for you inside. So instead, they keep you on them as a wait list.

Since bread is square, then why is most sandwich meat round? (yea...y??) Confused Because breads are square, not burgers. Wink

Why do we choose from just two people for President and 50 for Miss America? LOL Presidents are becoming scarce...thanks to all the assassinations. But Miss Americas are available in plenty. After all, who would assassinate Miss America...rather they would kidnap them and...(best left unsaid)

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour? LOL Because of two things: First, "they slept like a baby" refers to how cute they look when they are sleeping. But then it also applies that they also wake up 10 times every hours to clean off...you see, potty training tikh se hui nahi.

Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead? LOL Since the batteries are dead, your brain also dies down. Then your body takes over and starts nonsense activities that should be applied somewhere else.

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? Floating in space.

How can the weather be "hot as hell" one day and "cold as hell" another? Because they are two seperate days.

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"? Confused Because people are supposed to be rushing. But since they are so caught up on rushing that they forget to rush, and so they slow down.

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? LOL Maths, huh? Chalo...I'll explain. If you take the square root of 9, divide it by 2, times it by 2, subtract 1, add 9, find 10% of it, and then subtract 1...what do you get?....0. So the temperature tomorrow will still be 0. Kuch samajh mein aaya?

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? No. A free gift is only when you don't have to give a return gift.

How do they get deer to cross at those yellow road signs? LOL Because deer are colorblind, except for yellow. Since it stands out, they go ahead and explore it...and tadda...they cross it.

Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? Just as the second hand is called the first hand.

If a man speaks, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? LOL Yes, because men are always wrong!

How can "quite a lot" and "quite a few" mean the same thing? They don't. "Quite a lot" means more than you can probably count. But "quite a few" means enough to count, but not enough to bug Sapna.

Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called "builts"? Because if you call them builts, that means they are perfect and finished. But buildings you will see are almost always under construction, no matter how big or small it it. So they are constantly, in a way, still being built.

What is ur fav. bollywood movie? I really don't know. But Kal Ho Na Ho would be really close.

Do u want me to ask u more questions? Mera dimaag kharab hoga if I say yes.

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Posted: 30 March 2007 at 5:18am | IP Logged

Originally posted by Khushiyana

1. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Sure they do. As long as those animal crackers remain only crackers.
2. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? Babies
3. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? Absolutely. Congress does everything but progress in their tasks.
4. If buttered toast always lands buttered side down,and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat? Both will land sideways.
5. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days of the year, why do they have locks on the doors? Because of that one day in the leap year when they have their only holiday in 4 years.
6. Why do they put Braille dots on the dey pads of the drive-up ATM machine? Because they are unAnswerable To Mathematics (ATM)
7. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? So they could say the English language isn't the easiest to learn.
8. Why are there floatation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? If they didn't in a plane, how would it float? Planes have wings but they don't move. So it's as good as nothing.
9. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? Never
10. How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work? He doesn't go to work because he's always at work.
11. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan? Because there is an exception to every rule...and so the Teflon only sticks to pans.
12. If you're driving at the speed of light and you turn on you headlights, what happens? You end up driving at the speed of your head.
13. You know hwo most packages say "open here"? What should you do if the package says "opn somewhere else"? I would open the producer's head instead and check if it's hallow.
14. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Because parks were made on driveways.
15. Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you trasport something by ship it's called cargo? Because the transporters are blind.
16. You know that little indestructible black box that's used on airplanes? Why can't they make the whoe plane out of the same substance? Because the Earth is losing its resources. So you can recycle a box but you cannot recycle a whole plane.
17. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for and address,you turn the radio down? Because sometimes your eyes do the listening also.
18. Why don't sheep shrink in the rain? Because sheep aren't shrinkable.
19. Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together? Because the residents can never stick together. They are always running apart so that their neighbors don't get a chance to complain on them.
20. What does Geronimo scream when he jumps out of a plane? I'm "Finding Nimo"
21. If fire fighters fight fire, and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight? Freedom
22. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Because god has mistaken the Hawaiians by making islands as states. And for a cherry on top, Bush has enforced that belief even further.
23 Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Because people are supposed to be rushing. But since they are so caught up on rushing that they forget to rush, and so they slow down. Wink

Edited by amisra - 30 March 2007 at 8:39am

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If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible?

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?

If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

How can someone "draw a blank"?

Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?

Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

What is another word for "gdfgaurus"?

When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?

Why do 'tug'boats push their barges?

Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?

Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?

Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?

Does a fish get cramps after eating?

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it.

What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?

Why is LEMON JUICE mostly artificial ingredients.... but DISH WASHING LIQUID contains real lemons?

Why doesn't GLUE stick to the inside of the bottle?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts", and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a "whack"?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

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Posted: 02 April 2007 at 3:12am | IP Logged

Originally posted by Khushiyana

If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots? You can't drink and drive, but you can drink and then drive.

What if there were no hypothetical situations? The world would be solved.

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? He doesn't go to work because he's always at work.

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? Because of that one day in the leap year when they have their only holiday in 4 years.

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose? No, because her nostrils are too small.

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? Because there is an exception to every rule...and so the Teflon only sticks to pans.

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? You end up driving at the speed of your head.

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? Because they are unAnswerable To Mathematics (ATM)

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Because parks were made on driveways.

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards? It wouldn't be pronounceable.

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? Because the transporters are blind.

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? Because the Earth is losing its resources. So you can recycle a box but you cannot recycle a whole plane.

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Because sometimes your eyes do the listening also.

If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible? Sometimes things are in the mirror itself.

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC? Because there are too many MnMs.

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one? Because two antennas come with it.

Why does your nose run and your feet smell? Because everyone has their own special talents.

Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing? The brain stops working, so it switches off. To signal that, they start ringing.

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? Absolutely. Congress does everything but progress in their tasks.

Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together? Because actually it's neither of them.

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? Because if you call them builts, that means they are perfect and finished. But buildings you will see are almost always under construction, no matter how big or small it it. So they are constantly, in a way, still being built.

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together? Because the residents can never stick together. They are always running apart so that their neighbors don't get a chance to complain on them.

Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream? To tell you when that sour will turn sweet.

If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong? Yes, because everything is wrong in that case.

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing? Because the inventor of the words was an illiterate.

How can someone "draw a blank"? When they don't draw anything at all.

Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"? No.

Why is the word "abbreviate" so long? It's not. It's just ten letters long.

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? To die from helmets crushing their head.

What is another word for "gdfgaurus"? fdggaurus.

When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in? Foams

Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is? Because English is too complicated to understand.

Why do 'tug'boats push their barges? Because tugs are invented to push.

Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there? We have a habit of going to at least two ball games.

Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting? Because if you sit on them, they will brake. So you have to eventually stand up again.

Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission? Because "Mono" means one.

Does a fish get cramps after eating? Too small to have cramps.

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? It doesn't.

Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"? No, because the two planes just nearly missed a perfect chance of comitting suicide.

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane? I'm "Finding Nimo"

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural? Ask women...I'm still a girl.

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it. Men will always remain men.

What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way? Your knees can't bend the other way.

Why is LEMON JUICE mostly artificial ingredients.... but DISH WASHING LIQUID contains real lemons? Because original fruits are only included in non-edible things.

Why doesn't GLUE stick to the inside of the bottle? Because it's glue.

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? I think so.

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure? You can't make plants grow by shouting at them.

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Because there is no cat-flavored mouse food.

Why do they report power outages on TV? Because they expect TVs to run on battery.

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? Because mostly the people who know the least keep on talking at full volume! (No offense to anyone.)

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Each other.

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong? Yes, because men are always wrong!!!! Right ladies?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? Because "wise" means opposite things in a man's dictionary than a guy's dictionary.

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? Because look and see do not mean the same things.

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts", and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? The other penny is a tip.

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Because he broke your rules of saving money instead of investing them.

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a "whack"? Crazy!!

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed? Of course.

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? Yes.

Khushiyana, I have pulled all my hair out by answering these type of questions. Please ask some other ones.

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Posted: 02 April 2007 at 6:46pm | IP Logged

Originally posted by amisra

Originally posted by *~Sapna~*

here I am with my question for Guru jee...Chalo...at least you came!

1. When is ur B'day November 5 (Kaha na...reading profiles will help!!) I always forget to do that

2. Have u ever been in love? I have been infatuated once, but never in love. well waise to in chit chat u r saying that u r in love with Nug...phir woh kya hai?
3. What is the difference between a good boy and a bad boy? LOL A good boy doesn't know what to do with a girl while a bad boy does. omg...u r so funny
4. What is love? (man I am so confused about this love...hope u explain it well) Love is when your jiya goes dhadak dhadak every time you see him. When your heart skips a breat, when you turn red on his smallest compliment, when you stumble on your words, when he catches you day dreaming, when you drown in his eyes, when your knees grow weak seeing him freshly showered, when you stare at him sleeping, and when you two don't need words to talk. You still confused or do I have a bit more explaining to do? so filmy answerbut nice
5. who is ur fav.
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6. Who is more sweet? Sapna (meaning me LOL ) or Naina (meaning the evil Naina) I say Naina. "Sapna is sweet" doesn't match. Plus sweet on you sounds more like Sweetu (that fatty in Kal Ho Na Ho...jo hamesha khati rehi hai) mean mean Guru jee..me and fatty
7. Since when have u started writing poetry? Writing poetry has been one of our units since 2nd grade. Over time I have gradually learnt to love it. And reading more poetry kind of automatically functions your brain to write poems...don't ask me how, pleaseeeeee. how?
8. What do u want to be in future? Honestly, haven't really thought about it yet. But till now it looks like I really want to be someone whoe helps people around the world...except the Sapna on IF. She seems to have been helped a lot already. Toh uspe energy waste karne ka koi faiyda nahi. y not bechari Sapna?

and now some stupid questions for u: Just like you! nope...just like u

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Because the bank branches are not tree branches. r u sure? then y r they called branches?

Can you cry under water? (still haven't tried it on Naina) LOL Of course you can. I will make you cry and then dump you under water. *runs before Anjali makes her cry*

Why are you "in" a movie, but you're "on" TV? LOL Movies are thin and hungry, so they gobble you up. As a result, you end up inside them. But since TVs are already fat and full, they have no space for you inside. So instead, they keep you on them as a wait list.

Since bread is square, then why is most sandwich meat round? (yea...y??) Confused Because breads are square, not burgers. Wink

Why do we choose from just two people for President and 50 for Miss America? LOL Presidents are becoming scarce...thanks to all the assassinations. But Miss Americas are available in plenty. After all, who would assassinate Miss America...rather they would kidnap them and...(best left unsaid)

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour? LOL Because of two things: First, "they slept like a baby" refers to how cute they look when they are sleeping. But then it also applies that they also wake up 10 times every hours to clean off...you see, potty training tikh se hui nahi.

Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead? LOL Since the batteries are dead, your brain also dies down. Then your body takes over and starts nonsense activities that should be applied somewhere else. lol... does that happen to u?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? Floating in space. haha

How can the weather be "hot as hell" one day and "cold as hell" another? Because they are two seperate days. Guru jee...ur answers r like urself

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"? Confused Because people are supposed to be rushing. But since they are so caught up on rushing that they forget to rush, and so they slow down.

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? LOL Maths, huh? Chalo...I'll explain. If you take the square root of 9, divide it by 2, times it by 2, subtract 1, add 9, find 10% of it, and then subtract 1...what do you get?....0. So the temperature tomorrow will still be 0. Kuch samajh mein aaya? *still thinking*

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? No. A free gift is only when you don't have to give a return gift. achcha...abh mein Samjhi

How do they get deer to cross at those yellow road signs? LOL Because deer are colorblind, except for yellow. Since it stands out, they go ahead and explore it...and tadda...they cross it. kya baad hai..u know about everything

Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? Just as the second hand is called the first hand.

If a man speaks, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? LOL Yes, because men are always wrong! I love this answer of urs

How can "quite a lot" and "quite a few" mean the same thing? They don't. "Quite a lot" means more than you can probably count. But "quite a few" means enough to count, but not enough to bug Sapna. matlab?

Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called "builts"? Because if you call them builts, that means they are perfect and finished. But buildings you will see are almost always under construction, no matter how big or small it it. So they are constantly, in a way, still being built.

What is ur fav. bollywood movie? I really don't know. But Kal Ho Na Ho would be really close.

Do u want me to ask u more questions? Mera dimaag kharab hoga if I say yes. but u still didn't say no

amisra

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Posted: 03 April 2007 at 3:49am | IP Logged

Originally posted by *~Sapna~*

Originally posted by amisra

Originally posted by *~Sapna~*

here I am with my question for Guru jee...Chalo...at least you came!

1. When is ur B'day November 5 (Kaha na...reading profiles will help!!) I always forget to do that Bhulakar

2. Have u ever been in love? I have been infatuated once, but never in love. well waise to in chit chat u r saying that u r in love with Nug...phir woh kya hai? Now my answer is changed. Nug toh mere zindagi mein yeh question ko answer karne ke baad aye hai. So now the official answer is yes....I am in true love!! Embarrassed

3. What is the difference between a good boy and a bad boy? LOL A good boy doesn't know what to do with a girl while a bad boy does. omg...u r so funny That's me!

4. What is love? (man I am so confused about this love...hope u explain it well) Love is when your jiya goes dhadak dhadak every time you see him. When your heart skips a breat, when you turn red on his smallest compliment, when you stumble on your words, when he catches you day dreaming, when you drown in his eyes, when your knees grow weak seeing him freshly showered, when you stare at him sleeping, and when you two don't need words to talk. You still confused or do I have a bit more explaining to do? so filmy answerbut nice Filmy mein toh filmy answer!

5. who is ur fav.
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6. Who is more sweet? Sapna (meaning me LOL ) or Naina (meaning the evil Naina) I say Naina. "Sapna is sweet" doesn't match. Plus sweet on you sounds more like Sweetu (that fatty in Kal Ho Na Ho...jo hamesha khati rehi hai) mean mean Guru jee..me and fatty Yes, you and fatty!

7. Since when have u started writing poetry? Writing poetry has been one of our units since 2nd grade. Over time I have gradually learnt to love it. And reading more poetry kind of automatically functions your brain to write poems...don't ask me how, pleaseeeeee. how? I'm not answering!

8. What do u want to be in future? Honestly, haven't really thought about it yet. But till now it looks like I really want to be someone whoe helps people around the world...except the Sapna on IF. She seems to have been helped a lot already. Toh uspe energy waste karne ka koi faiyda nahi. y not bechari Sapna? She's too much helped...zyada help karne se problems bhi ho jati hain.

and now some stupid questions for u: Just like you! nope...just like u Shut up!!

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Because the bank branches are not tree branches. r u sure? then y r they called branches? Because there are two types of branches!!!!

Can you cry under water? (still haven't tried it on Naina) LOL Of course you can. I will make you cry and then dump you under water. *runs before Anjali makes her cry* *Catches Sapu before she gets out of hand*

Why are you "in" a movie, but you're "on" TV? LOL Movies are thin and hungry, so they gobble you up. As a result, you end up inside them. But since TVs are already fat and full, they have no space for you inside. So instead, they keep you on them as a wait list.

Since bread is square, then why is most sandwich meat round? (yea...y??) Confused Because breads are square, not burgers. Wink

Why do we choose from just two people for President and 50 for Miss America? LOL Presidents are becoming scarce...thanks to all the assassinations. But Miss Americas are available in plenty. After all, who would assassinate Miss America...rather they would kidnap them and...(best left unsaid)

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour? LOL Because of two things: First, "they slept like a baby" refers to how cute they look when they are sleeping. But then it also applies that they also wake up 10 times every hours to clean off...you see, potty training tikh se hui nahi.

Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead? LOL Since the batteries are dead, your brain also dies down. Then your body takes over and starts nonsense activities that should be applied somewhere else. lol... does that happen to u? No...you see, there are always exceptions!

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? Floating in space. haha

How can the weather be "hot as hell" one day and "cold as hell" another? Because they are two seperate days. Guru jee...ur answers r like urself Chup kar!!

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"? Confused Because people are supposed to be rushing. But since they are so caught up on rushing that they forget to rush, and so they slow down.

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? LOL Maths, huh? Chalo...I'll explain. If you take the square root of 9, divide it by 2, times it by 2, subtract 1, add 9, find 10% of it, and then subtract 1...what do you get?....0. So the temperature tomorrow will still be 0. Kuch samajh mein aaya? *still thinking* Kya kare...iske bheje mein kuch jaldi ghoosta nahi

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? No. A free gift is only when you don't have to give a return gift. achcha...abh mein Samjhi Chalo...isse yeh toh at least samajh mein aaya.

How do they get deer to cross at those yellow road signs? LOL Because deer are colorblind, except for yellow. Since it stands out, they go ahead and explore it...and tadda...they cross it. kya baad hai..u know about everything I'm perfect...I know everything!

Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? Just as the second hand is called the first hand.

If a man speaks, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? LOL Yes, because men are always wrong! I love this answer of urs At least there is one thing both of us agree upon

How can "quite a lot" and "quite a few" mean the same thing? They don't. "Quite a lot" means more than you can probably count. But "quite a few" means enough to count, but not enough to bug Sapna. matlab? Bhagwan, iske bhudi mein kuch akal dalo. Khali se koi kaam nahi hoga!

Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called "builts"? Because if you call them builts, that means they are perfect and finished. But buildings you will see are almost always under construction, no matter how big or small it it. So they are constantly, in a way, still being built.

What is ur fav. bollywood movie? I really don't know. But Kal Ho Na Ho would be really close.

Do u want me to ask u more questions? Mera dimaag kharab hoga if I say yes. but u still didn't say no I guess isse yeh bhi nahi samajh aaya...NO!!!!

Edited by amisra - 03 April 2007 at 4:58am

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are u having fun..?

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I just tried to read through a few of your answers, Anjali, and I must say, I am also shocked that you're just 14! Your poems are beautiful and you are way maturer than many people of your age.

But then again, it proves another point. Wisdom and age don't go hand in hand.

Sorry for being late, was busy, but congrats on being in the spotlight! Love reading your poems! Embarrassed

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